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Just been having a look around the various sports boards on 606
Westybeast has been busy putting the same thread on at least 3 different boards.I don't think he wanted to play after your posting on modern pentathalon.Liked the your earnest posting on the bowls board re Skipton V Baildon espesh the request to check out your fixtures on facebook(unless I've read this wrong and you really do follow the Yorkshire Bowls League)

Also had a look a the Gaelic Games board and they're asking if you agree with Rory Gallagher.Bit difficult when he's been dead for the best part of fifteen plus years.Mind I never disagreed with him either.
One of THE guitar legends and a true gent. Met him in a pub in Oxford Street one afternoon.A Really nice guy and seemed surprised that someone recognised him.

Natch
Mein 606
I,ve seen a few of those Hitler Rant things ie the Ronaldo and the Tevez ones but that is far and away the best.

Spent many a long hour in the pub reciting Derek And Clive
Alfie Noakes,This bloke came up to me etc.And I found the Ross McFarter sketch

Vim

Alfie Noakes folks luvs it mate luvs it. my little brother is the word...

Talk soon.
Natch

Memo to self: Do NOT gibberish when drunk

*post

You mean you were drunk!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't tell any difference

A man looks in the mirror and says
"why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself"
Wife says
"Coz even your cock thinks your a c*nt"

A survey in a womens magazine asked
"Is your tw@T still sensitive ten minutes after sex?".........
98% answered "No he's usually asleep"

Two for the ladies there

A bloke phones his boss and says;

"I can't come into work today as i am sick"

Boss says "Well how sick are you?"

Bloke says "I'm bed with my sister"

Afternoon Natch
Going back to your comments on the bowls board.

Do they have Bowls Hooligans?
Are there Bowls Casuals.ie loads of Middle aged blokes in Pringle sweaters,Tacchini trackie tops,Fila trainers,stone washed jeans,flat caps and all smoking pipes.
Do they fight over Ends?
Is there a Potting Shed End?
Do they sing"You're going home in an Austin Princess"
Sorry

Arvo Vim

Ahhh the Austin Princess...always preffered the Allegro myself,i liked the way it resembled a quarter pounder

Sorry for not enquiring earlier but Rory Gallagher is not on my radar,help me out mate...

And to answer your questions,there is a bit of a 'scene' going on with the bowls crew,i'm in the 'youth' section as i'm only a young un.
We 'took' North East BCs end going back a few years,i expect you saw it on the news and in the national press.
They tried to run us but it turned into more of a shuffle,and we couldn't just stand there and take that could we?
To cut a long story short,we met in the middle and after a bit of finger wagging and shouts of 'I went to school with your father' and 'I can remember bouncing you on my knee' something had to give. Just before things escalated too far the whistle went for tea and scones and things calmed down. Just as well really because they had Mrs Farley Smyths Yorkie in their ranks and she's a nasty little thing.

Nice and though.

It'd be nice if you could write a book about it all a'la The Football Factory.Maybe we should ask Donal McIntyre if he'd go undercover again.

Rory Gallagher was an Irish Blues/rock guitarist who was a huge influence on the likes of The Edge and Johnny Marr(honest)
He was big back in the 70's and early 80's.
He died about 15/16 years ago of liver disease.

No idea who the Rory Gallagher that the Gaelic Sports board were on about is.
Someone had posted the question "Do you Agree with Rory Gallagher?"
and that was it.Not being able to post,I couldn't come back with a facetious reply.

No work 'til next Thursday for me

See you later mate

By the way your last message was a work of genius

Well thank you kind sir
Better than a work of lunacy like some of my Natchattack offerings i suppose

Donal McIntyre doing that Chelsea thing was quite hilarious. He hadn't got the first idea of how to act at being a football fan. When Chelsea scored vs some European team he just sort of pointed in front of himself and one of the Chelsea lot was ripping the p*ss out of him

I'll have a look at Rory Gallagher on youtube

Ajax for when you do come back to 606???

Enjoy your time off. That's all i seem to be doing lately,work is really short around these parts at the moment


Catch you soon mate

Cracking episode of The Inbetweeners last night

Bumder...

When Simon ralphed on the little un i was in hysterics

Forgot to mention Inbetweeners earlier,one of my favourite episodes
Loved it when Simon said he touched us here and here and here while pointing at the doll.Bumder

If your checking Rory out look for Bullfrog Blues,Messing with the kid
and Going to my home town

Puked on my brother once.Not on his head tho' just every where else
Teach him to shove his kn*b in me gob

How do you know when your sister's on?

Cos Dads c*ck tastes funny.

I wish I was Will cos I WOULD be knocking one out into one of his mums bras

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