h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Didn't she just...

Thing was i had to respond in a civil manner 'cos i foolishly clicked on the link she provided without thinking and i was quacking that she was a hacker who could then get my IP address and shut my computer down...it happened to me before...long story

Missed Tweeners,not sure why,think i may have got rotten

Have you watch any Strutter yet? My Idol

Never mind it's repeated on Wednesday I think.
Mike Strutter

I used to like Paul Kaye when he did Dennis Pennis
taking the piss out of all those "stars" on the red carpet

Wednesday

Paul Kaye is one of our best comic actors i reckon,Pennis was mint,he did that film about bowling which was good and have you seen him in Pulling? He plays a complete lunatic druggy/pisshead and the bird he's with is just the same. Mike Strutter rules though,have you seen Strutter Bubble from Strutter Direct yet? One of my faves.


I was on 606 earlier doing the usual,and i ended up getting quite wound up by private piles. Not like he was taunting me or anything like that but the answers he was giving out were just too mental even by his standards and i ended up getting involved like a moron and getting wound up which i didn't think was possible. Feel a bit of a prat now,not for anything i posted BTW. But i'm done with that fool now. Time to renew hostilities

Did you get to see the Chelski Abramograd uncyclopedia entry?
Just e-mailed the link to my brother

Submarines smell of coat hangers
I thought that was a very silly but very entertaining read

Was a good read i must admit,coat hangers or concertinas

I dunno,bin at the guiness today...HAHAHAHA!

Morning Natch
Black sticky poo today?

Afternoon Natch
Just heard an excellent story about the car park at Bristol Zoo
which holds 8 coaches at a fiver each and 150 cars at a quid a piece.

Apparently the car park attendent didn't turn up for work so the zoo got onto the council and asked for a replacement attendent only for the council to ask "What carpark attendent? the car parking arrangements are your responsibility".

Turns out this guy has been pocketing around 400 quid a day 6 days a week for the last 23 years!
Thats around about 2.5 million quid

And now surprisingly he's gone missing

Evening Vim

Fairplay to him Always nice to see the little man get one over on the big boys. I hate that zoo aswell,the lions have got a tiny little cage to do their stuff and i reckon it's all wrong.
When my cousin got married there last year i was quite vocal about this apparently...

Was a bit black today managed to avoid treacle pants though

I had a look at the Abramograd page Very apt sponsor

I just tried to inject a bit of fun into the England v Andorra match thread.

I've given up now as there are so many people posting,i don't think anyones reading any of it

Nearly forgot,i am now bookmarking lunatic threads to share with you,here's the first 2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A52631237

I liked the authors first comment on this one...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A52800743

Did you see notice this though
Well if im being honest iron i dont many teams called Shelfeld.
Improve your grammar oh and GET A LIFE

from Osbourne93 I love it when someone like him pulls someone up on their grammar/typing skills only to fall flat on there face(mind you I think we've all done it)

We took the kids to Bristol Zoo a couple of years ago and I thought the lions cage could have been smaller still. If they can turn around then it's too big in my eyes.

Years ago a crowd of us went to London Zoo one bank holiday Monday
all nursing hangovers and still pissed from the night before.

We were watching some monkeys and we noticed this big male getting his yoghurt cannon ready,knock one out then chuck his muck across the cage and proceed to lick his fingers clean.
The funniest bit was the woman stood next to me with her little girl covering her littl'uns eyes with her hand.
My knees gave way cos I was laughing so hard

Areet Vim


Brings a whole new meaning to spanking the monkey

I missed the 'I don't many teams etc' one,good spot.
Clocked your 'Did you see notice this though'! Good effort though

Dunno if you've seen this yet?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A52281155

Do you know, I read that back and previewed it before posting and still missed it
Ronaldo goingbut then as I had started to get fed up defending his petulant spoilt brat egotistic shenanigans.

Still 80 million quid just how ridiculous is that,especially when you've got people out of work who can barely manage to scrape their sky subscription together

We might be able to find a replacement or two with that though.

I'm off to find some more daft postings

see ya soon

Yep,the boy wonder's gone,like you say 80 million should cover one or two replacements. Obscene ammounts of cash. What i don't understand is if all these top clubs are so much in debt then why do the transfer fees get bigger and bigger?

I reckon they're all debt fetishists
The bigger the debt the bigger the stiffy

Well in that case,i'm glad yours is bigger than mine!

They're just a bunch of bankers

Self pleasuring bankers eh? Footballs full of 'em nowadays. I am starting to think more and more that the game is going to eat itself. Our situation is a bit crazy in that Steve Lansdown (our chairman)is in the top 10 or 50 (not sure which) richest people in the country,but he won't splash the cash willy nilly,he treats it like a business. Bit frustrating to be honest,although i know he's doing the correct thing for the club.

Natch
Don't forget Inbetweeners tonight and new series of That Mitchell and Webb look
Gotta say that the sort of money thats being thrown around it makes me hate football(at that level anyway)
It's great when we win things but when you think of what it's cost financially it does make you wonder is it all worth it in the greater scheme of things.