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animalism is not PC
Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
five now - and I'm sure you'll get more...
perhaps you should advertise in the naughty bits forum... 
animalism is not PC
Wumbeevil Posted Oct 8, 2000
Did someone mention eating chocolate elbows? I guess the artist made a good fist of it.
animalism is not PC
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
I think I might... but do we really want insane 14 year old Jedis running amok amidst such displays of depravity?
animalism is not PC
Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
Don't put your foot in your mouth by making bad jokes like that...
animalism is not PC
Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
Just as long as he's careful where he sticks his light sabre.
animalism is not PC
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
Oh God... I'm sure you've heard the Jedi joke; if not, it involves glow-in-the-dark condoms... 
animalism is not PC
whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) Posted Oct 8, 2000
interesting - please tell me the joke as I have not heard it b4
hoho
Yes, somebody did eat someones elbow because it was made of chocolate
animalism is not PC
Wumbeevil Posted Oct 8, 2000
Ah, enlightenment. It's from Roseanne
..no, not the orgy!
animalism is not PC
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
It was in the BBC Talent script of a friend of mine. Just imagine sex in the dark with said glow-in-the-dark condoms... your imagination's all you need... 
animalism is not PC
Wumbeevil Posted Oct 8, 2000
My overactive imagination has just combined it with the safe sex scene from Naked Gun.
I think I need to go and lie down (yes, in a dark room) for a while.
animalism is not PC
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 10, 2000
Right - now you've had a lie-down, you can come to the orgy...
You can have a lie-down there too, if you like.
animalism is not PC
whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) Posted Oct 10, 2000
Not a very quiet lie down mind you...
animalism is not PC
Martin Harper Posted Oct 10, 2000
Nor is it a dark room... so far people are happy with the lights staying on...
animalism is not PC
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 10, 2000
Well, we can turn the lights if you prefer.
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