h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, maybe not at the moment - it'd disrupt all the hard work...
*sigh* something's wrong when work starts to invade your virtual orgies...

Hey did I miss something?

I don't know, turn your back for a minute, and you're not even at the orgy yet.

It all depends what kind of work you do Emily.

Did you see the Woody Allen movie in wich a man falls in love with a sheep? I think it was "Everything you wanted to know about sex" (and probably never found out?).

I see no harm in making love to a sheep as long as the sheep likes it. At least I expect the sheep to like it better then being used as crash protection.

How do you plan on finding out if the sheep likes it??

Well, if it's volunteers lanolin lovers you're looking for....

*puts on his wellies*

I don't know about you, but I think we ought to bring the sheep into the orgy (and a goat for Mr. Tumnus, of course).

Geese... duck tape... hmmm...

Deja Vu...

What happened to the geese after the barbecue incident?

I dunno - perhaps we should go back there and check around...

what's the difference between animalism and bestiality?

In this context, animalism is descrimination against animals - read the start of the thread, Ed. However, bestiality is indeed shagging animals.

well it's just that the conversation quickly descended to shagged animals.

"descended"?!

How dare you even think such blasphemy

This is the love that cannot speak its name.

Because nobody can pronounce it?

They certainly can't pronounce "it" in the computer world.

Ho hum, my friends. Tomorrow I am off to the Land of Sheep on a biology field trip. Help.

Which one? I guess it has to be Wales or you'ld be even sadder!

Never mind it's not all bad, sometimes it doesn't rain for a couple of minutes, and then you really appreciate the beauty of the sheep in their wet T-shirts.

Let me guess, you're going to be running around the tops of mountains in the pouring rain, with a pouter in your mouth trying to catch Welsh insects?

Now then what's all this about pickling sheep? It's making me nervous!