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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Nov 25, 2000
*sea looks up, sees the HappyRoom, screams, and grabs emar's arm harder*
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HappyDude Posted Nov 25, 2000
Wey Hey 
, that was better than those funny mushrooms I had last summer !
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 25, 2000
Aaaarrgh!! It's not KL's house, anyway, it's mine! God Damn You! Why I oughta...
*breaks down sobbing*
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 25, 2000
Oops. Well, never mind 
:]
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Nov 25, 2000
Zeb: EEEEEEeeeeeewwwwwwwWWWW!! That's gotta be the crappiest decorating I've ever seen; And I've watched "Killer Clowns from Outer Space."
Emar: OW! Sea, lighten up on my arm, here...OUCH!
Zeb: ALRIGHT, forget trying to get it indirectly....HEY DEATH AVOCADO! CAN YOU TOSS ME A PERSONAL POSESSION OF YOUR'S?! ANYTHING AT ALL!!
Emar(continuing): ...OW! Arm needs blood-flow, sea, my arm needs blod-flo-....YEOWCH!
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 25, 2000
DA pushes a small button on the Vegetable Launcher. It whirs and hums for a while, and suddenly all extraneous attachments; springs, sprockets, levers, handles, valves, cyclinders; the lot; clink and retract into the body of the weapon. The Vegetable Launcher is now a large, smooth, heavy club. He pulls some change out of his pocket. Chinking it in his hand, he shouts,
"Coooooome and geddit!!"
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Nov 25, 2000
[Y2K] Nothanky!
[The clones resume battling]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Nov 25, 2000
*sea looks at emar's purple arm*
[sea] err... whoopsie! sorry, emar.
*sea releases poor emar's arm and smiles sheepishly at him. she then catches sight of the decor again and shudders*
[sea] i'm gonna have nightmares...
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Nov 25, 2000
Zeb: (*numerous "Speedy Gonzales" shouts)!!!
Zeb: YEEEEEEEHHHHAAAhahahahaaaaa....!!
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 25, 2000
DA: GRIN
*whk-swissssh-BOKACHUNK!!!*
*WWWWHHHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*
With a sharp crack, the heavy implement smashes into Emar's hand, sending Zeb (still clutching the change) flying far across the forum, where he lodges into one of the grinning Happymouths on the wall; also breaking several painful-type bones in Emar's hand. DA gives Giguschild a hi-five.
[NOTE] DA is not *literally* an avocado. He is a superhero.[/NOTE]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Nov 26, 2000
*sea hears the crunch of bones and shudders*
[sea] *mutters* sounds like i've got to play 
again...
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Nov 26, 2000
Emar: OWWWWW!! My hand! That tears it, Zeb. YOU can keep fighting, but I'm gonna hang out with sea. If you need a body, use this guy...I stole him from Pixar...
Disassociated Plastic Mouth: OOOOoooowww!! Where's that acrobat?! I signed on to join his circus, not to be locked up in an old toy chest!
Zeb(sliding out of the mouth, despite limited movement): Mr. Potato-Head??
Potato-Head's Mouth: I ain't Shirley Temple. Now where's Emar? Somebody find my eyes... they're lying somewhere...looking at a clown-face...
Potato-Head's Mouth: Hey!! What's going on?! Someones stealing my body-parts, I can feel it!! Whoever it is better watch out, 'cause-...(*CRUNCH*)
<...The annoyingly talkative mouth is cut short as Zeb smashes it with the left foot that was so recently it's bodily ally.>
Zeb: Well, it's not exactly a badass cyborg body, but I am now my own shrew! BEHOLD!! I have become MONO-ZEB!!
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 26, 2000
DA rummages in the Grocery bag of Good.
[Death Avocado] Hmmm...anti-potato...anti-potato...
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Nov 26, 2000
[In his battle with Y2C, Y2K accidentally kicks Mono-Zeb across the forum]
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Nov 26, 2000
Zeb: FINALLY. It took me forever to get all the materials nessecary for this thing. Too bad DA isn't LITERALLY an avocado, though. But this should do as a....crude....likeness.
Zeb: And now, with a personal posession, it is COMPLETE!!!
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 26, 2000
As he falls, DA whips a small, random canister from the Grocery Bag of Good, and chucks it behind the metal plate, wondering what will happen...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Nov 26, 2000
*sea notices the canister flying towards the sheet-metal shelter and screams. as a reflex, she telekinetically knocks it away, and it flies straight back at DA*
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Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions Posted Nov 27, 2000
[Ancba is briefly in the way. He waves his hand. FAST. It is deflected by the shock wave in the air to the next person to post, unless it's DA.]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Nov 27, 2000
*the new good sea- dressed in all white with white hair- walks into the forum. instantly, for continuity purposes, the evil sea's hair turns black*
[white sea] aaaaaaaah!
*the white sea knocks the canister away, back at the black sea*
[black sea] not again!!!
*the black sea knocks the canister back at DA*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Nov 27, 2000
*NYC watches a game of hot potato with ancba, the seas, and DA, and zeb and a potato running around*
*french fries enter NYC's mind, and all other thoughts become secondary*
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- 101: soeasilyamused, or sea (Nov 25, 2000)
- 102: HappyDude (Nov 25, 2000)
- 103: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 25, 2000)
- 104: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Nov 25, 2000)
- 105: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Nov 25, 2000)
- 106: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Nov 25, 2000)
- 107: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Nov 25, 2000)
- 108: soeasilyamused, or sea (Nov 25, 2000)
- 109: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Nov 25, 2000)
- 110: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Nov 25, 2000)
- 111: soeasilyamused, or sea (Nov 26, 2000)
- 112: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Nov 26, 2000)
- 113: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Nov 26, 2000)
- 114: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Nov 26, 2000)
- 115: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Nov 26, 2000)
- 116: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Nov 26, 2000)
- 117: soeasilyamused, or sea (Nov 26, 2000)
- 118: Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions (Nov 27, 2000)
- 119: soeasilyamused, or sea (Nov 27, 2000)
- 120: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Nov 27, 2000)
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