h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's a good/evil thing. it refers to the color of clothing they wear and the color of their hair

*white sea gives NYC another healing kiss- lucky for him it's not on his foot!*

*a quiet observer steps from the shadows*

[lafinass] swords, clones, avacodos, a beating stick and a howitzer..... what is this missing?

*as lafinass ponders this the seas have noticed him as a potential 'sitting duck' and take aim*

[lafinass] whats that you say? no no no.... you got it all wrong. No! not cheese, the battle definately does not need cheese.

*the voices are obviously in disagreement and do not notice the villanous seas*

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[lafinass] cheese be damned... i'm gonna tickle you both until you pass out!!!

*lafinass advances on the seas*

*the seas recognize lafinass, and scream. white sea hides behind NYC, while black sea jumps into the brawl to avoid the evil tickle torture*

*lafinass pauses*

[lafinass] hullo everyone.... contrary to the seas reaction, i'm i'm one of the villians.

[white sea] villain my--

*evillene slaps a hand over her mouth*

[lafinass] i'm i'm?? damn this stutter....

*lafinass decides that this merry game needs some fire and removes a box molitov cocktails and begins to lob them into the fray*

what? what do I have to do with all this?

*NYC reaches for his uzis, but finds them missing*

*black sea giggles*

*white sea continues to keep NYC directly between her and lafinass*

*pauses in mid throw*

[lafinass] oh right.... i almost forgot about you....

*hands NYC the lit molitov and kindly asks him to step aside*

*white sea clutches NYC's upper arms tightly- he will have marks tomorrow*

[white sea] don't you DARE, NYC.

*steps back*

[lafinass] fine.... don't move..... let the molitov go off in your hand

Zeb: So, this Lafinass is a villain? Never heard of 'im.

*white sea coughs and thinks, what a bad time for NYC to go offline... oh well. heal him later!*

*both seas, and evillene laugh at the sight of zeb-potato latched onto lafinass's face*

*voice muffled*

[lafinass] did you speak the words when you took the necronomicon from its resting place????

*lafinass doesn't wait for an answer and promptly whips out his ugly stick and beats Zeb mercilessly*

*stands proud*

[lafinass] as keeper of the Temple i anoint thee ugly beyond belief.... no more can be done for you

*grabs white sea, wrestles her to the ground and tickles her into submission*

*black sea jumps out of the fight and watches intently, since she sees this as a very evenly matched fight. evillene stands next to her. eventually, white sea peeks between NYC's side and his arm to watch, still keeping him between her and lafinass*

okay, maybe not.

*black sea and evillene laugh hysterically at white sea, who is being tickled to death*

[white sea] *gasp* i'm *choke* going to *gasp* kill you *hiccup* tomorrow *gasp* at *hiccup* school....

*roars with laughter*

[lafinass] but my dear queen.... you'll still be ticklish then....