h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[c'mon this is me Happy now would I ever do something like use a bomb ? A jack in the box on a timer yes but bomb no, but you gone and destroyed that]

Tick, Tick Tick

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Time Out
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The Ticking Box that Zeb set of was the Jak in a box as to whats ticking now all I can say is there will be no break in continuity and you would have found out what it is by now if we wern't argueing about continuty.

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End Time Out
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tick, Tick, TICK (getting louder all the time)

*sea walks over to happy, kicks him in the shin, then hides behind E&Z's piece of sheet metal*

[sea] soo... how 'bout them... yankees?

Death Avocado swings the Vegetable Launcher around to face Happy.

[Death Avoado] Just tell us, dammit!

[Happy] *Laughs* No! Wuhuhuh!

[Death Avocado] I'm warning you...!

[Happy] Wuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!! Huhuh!

[Death Avocado] Right! THAT'S IT!! *snaps pyromaniac-goggles onto eyes*

[The clones stay behind GC and DA]

While Happy grins, DA depresses a small button. It is marked: YOU SHOULD NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. IT WOULD BE: A *BAD* IDEA. DON'T.

The Vegetable Launcher judders and whirs, liquid compresses, hydraulics slam, reservoirs fill, red lights flicker and flash.

[Happy] Wuh...erm...huhuh...? ?

DA's fingers rest lightly on the handle. They close around it; his forearm tenses, small springs *tik* slightly as they tense...

*UH, forgotten, lets out an ear-splitting scream and cartwheels, backflips and leaps, Matrix style, behind some cover. Except that he misses, and rebounds off a wall. He whimpers.*

*sea covers her ears and closes her eyes... then peeks with one eye*

*sea ponders the significance of the bottle, then decides it's probably not going to be good for her personal well-being, and moves closer to emar*

Zeb: Come ON!! How long does it take an Avocado to pull a trigger?!

[sea] considering that avocados don't usually have fingers.... it may take him a while.

Death Avocado giggles,

"Heheh! Juuuuust kidding, guys!"

Happy relaxes visibly.

"IN YER FREAKIN' DREAMS, YER FREAKIN' FREAK!!!"

DA yanks back the handle...

*t-TIK WHHUUMMM_SKKRIIISSSSSSsssshhh*

A wide stream of the clear liquid flies towards the clown, glistening in viscous drops as it arcs. The air squeals unhappily as it passes. It hits him, splashing onto the floor and soaking his clothes...for a moment nothing happens. There is damp pause, which the manages to grin himself through...quickly, DA rummages inside the Grocery Bag of Good and pulls out a small, clear globe, no bigger than a marble. He strikes it across the floor-grating, and lobs it at Happy.

[Death Avocado] Fire in the hole! Cover! Danger!! RUNN AAWWAAAYYYY!!! *With a clatter, he sprints to the far side of the forum.*

*sea grabs hold of emar's arm, cutting off his blood circulation, and presses her face to his shoulder*

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[Ancba presses a button on his belt and a shield of CG is created around him]