h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*suddenly everyone notices sea standing against the wall in a skintight black leather catsuit- miniskirts are no good to fight in. she looks around at the fight and wonders to herself why she's the only female in the forum*

[sea] well, apparently i'm fashionably late as always. so there are no teams in here? sounds like fun.

*sea sneaks up behind happy and steals his "tickling stick" and then breaks it in half*

[sea] i HATE that thing...

wow. she gets right to business, doesn't she?

I agree. [smacks UH across the room again]

I agree. [smacks UH across the room again]

A thick, plate metal door in the rocky wall suddenly *BAMS* and dents, heavily. There is a small pause, and then: *BLAM*, *BUNG* *BONG* *BONGskrkCLUNG*, the door flies off its supports and falls to the floor. Through clouds of thick steam, a besuited figure quickly strides; Giguschild. He seems slightly different from normal...slightly bulkier against the tattered remains of the suit, a slightly different-seeming face...more noticeable shades...he seems more...present. Going to Uncle Heavy, he reaches down and grabs him by the lapels. Almost throwing him to his feet, he spins on his heel and faces the rest of the room, hissing.

~upside down on the ceiling in covert ops cothing~



Ahhhh, what a lovely stretch...


Nice screen saver, these flying toasters have a nice effect......

[The clones continue to fight each other]

*NYC runs up to Yowuzupman, and throws his weight against him, knocking Yo down. Yo looks rather surprised. NYC then weilds his uzi by the muzzle*

weren't expecting this, were you? there's definitely something to be said for free-for-alls...

*NYC proceeds to bash Yo repeatedly upside the head with his uzi*

Distracted by the hypnotic display, Yo doesn't notice the enraged Xenomorph walking up behind him. Giguschild draws back his arm and, *WHAM!*, punches Yo full accross the forum, where he lies in a covert heap. Giguschild stands over him, slime dripping from his jaws and staining Yo's clothing. Vehemently, Giguschild hisses,

"Quid pro quo. I will be happy to fight a 'continuity'-less battle if you wish, but everyone else would have to agree, and I don't think they will."

*THUMP!*; Giguschild kicks the prone Yo in the ribs; a dull, gristly crack sounds.

*NYC gets up*

[NYC] well, THAT was the brother of all simuposts...

[Giguschild] Mother of all simuposts.

[NYC] Brother, mother, WHATEVER, Yowuzupman's gonna feel that in the morning.

*NYC and Giguschild stare at the pile of Yo on the floor. NYC then takes the opportunity to swing his uzi like a baseball bat, hitting Giguschild squarely in the jaw*

Giguschild spins like a top from the blow...whipping his tail straight, he uses the momentum to *swishCRACK*, smack NYC upside the face.

"Yadda yadda," he thinks to himself. "We got the job done, right?"

*sea stands in front of happy, and beckons to him*

[sea] to quote uncle heavy, "bring it on"

*sea doesn't wait for a response, but delivers a vicious kick to happy's head. happy flies across the room and into a wall. sea stalks over to him and kicks him while he's down. then she stands him up and knocks him down again*

[sea] you know, this is rather fun...

*NYC gets knocked off his feet and lands on his head a few yards away*

well, don't think that we're friends now or anything...

*NYC lets rip with an arc of fire that has the xenomorph quickly screaming. he thanks himself Giguschild's blow knocked him out of reach of the acidic blood*

*UH is sprawled, forgotten, against the wall. Taking in the scene, he decides to add his own brand of carnage to the scene. He stands and sees NYCs back to him. Taking the opportunity, he knocks his enemy to the floor and clenches his jaws around his ankle.*

~a little dased after being blasted simultaliusly by NYC and G... ~

Jesus....


Ahhh, all better....



God I love thermite......

Happy touches up his clown makeup and then picks up his somewhat shortened 'Tickleing Stick' and proceeds to tickle in a violent manner Sea with the aformentioned implement.

Barely noticing as the small amount of water condensed on his exoskeleton steams and evaporates, and ignoring the screams of UH and NYC, Giguschild rushes over to Happy, who is busy tickling sea. Giguschild taps Happy on the shoulder and when he turns round, headbuts him in the face with a crunch and a small spurt of blood. Happy chuckles at his rapidly smudging facepaint while Giguschild grabs the tickling stick and hands it to sea.

The Xenomorph decides that Yo is getting annoying, and dissapears from the forum temporarily. The doors hiss shut and lock, the lights flicker off, and the fire extinguishers beep and begin spraying water all over the floor and the combatants. Suddenly three very small ventilation shafts burst open and three lightning fast facehuggers skitter towards Yo with lightning speed, all from different angles. Yo blasts at them with various weapons, but they leap and dodge out of the way. One of them is hit and flies into the wall spraying acid, but at the same time the other two jump onto Yo's clothing and, while he struggles with one, the other latches with unbelievable strength onto his face, iron fingers wrapping themselves around and interlocking.

<...And before anybody gets that chance, Zeb decides to make a preemptive strike!>

Zeb: Dum-dee-dumm-dum-dum, doo-da...I guess I know where Giguschild went...doo-ba-doo...



Zeb: Go get 'im boy! Get the xenomorph!

Well that certinaly cleared the sinuses !

Happy resumes his attack upon Sea