h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*white sea screams at the logic*

*pauses*

[lafinass] i think i hit zeb too hard....

*looks at sea and the invisible one i'm not supposed to be able to see*

[lafinass] enjoying yourselves?

*pauses for a refresher*



[lafinass] much better.... why has the battle died down???

[black sea] people go to sleep, dear.

*white sea gasps on the floor. evillene snickers*

[evillene] pity he's picking on the NICE one...

[black sea] not really...

*they laugh evilly*

*ponders*

[lafinass] sleep, what a foriegn concept... how do i know who is here and who is asleep??? sleep.... humph

*grins impishly*

[lafinass] who likes the night life???? anybody but we 2, wait..... 4 in here?

[lafinass] everyone left me all by my lonesome.... damn

*sets the battle field ablaze and leaves

DA finally opens his eyes.

[DA] RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!!

*With a WWOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHH!!!, DA picks up the voodoo-avocado (at which point he levitates into air), and then eats it (something very complicated, and a little disconcerting, happens).*

*hiccup*

[DA] You...shall...PAY!!!!

He brings the Vegetable Launcher to bear on Mono-Zeb, and with a *baKLUNG*, sends a shrapnel-cabbage whirring towards him.

*UH and Ancba continue dueling. Despite the endless flow of conversation. And chemistry (you know what I am talking about). UH lunges and Ancba steps out of the way quite easily. But UH has pressed a button on his foil, and it elongates hugely and pins the blue-skinned freak to the wall. He sniggers and withdraws his trusty rubber chicken. With which he proceeds to slap Ancba.

Rats!

You rat! Well...shrew...

erm...

EAT DISINFECTANT!!

*clnkSSWWIISSHHHhhh*

*thinks: why disinfectant? Oh well...*

*strolls back onto the battle field*

[lafinass] hey look.... Zeb is awake again.... we have some unfinished business my ugly little friend....

*looks through his coat for his matches and is overcome by the voices once again*

[angry] we will burn them all!!!! the fire shall consume their souls

[blimey] calm down good fellow, the queen shall not be pleased...

[lafinass] do you two mind???

*pulls out a can of silly string and begins to spray wildly at Zeb*

[angry] silly string?? what the hell is that all about???

[sicko] i like silly string......

*the voices leave again*

[lafinass] did that little dialogue bother anybody else but me????

*the seas stare at him*

*the molotov cocktail explodes in NYC's hands, coating him in flames, and blowing him, like a bowling ball, into the two curious villianesses (evillene and black sea), setting them ablaze*

*evillene stands up slowly, relishing the "wonderful" feeling of being on fire again. black sea screams and runs around the room in a panic, until white sea puts out the fire on her*

[black sea] thanks.

[white sea] no problem.

*NYC continues burning, as does evillene. to NYC, all other aspects of this superbattle seem secondary. evillene continues relishing in her current state, and NYC's last thought before he becomes a smoldering heap on the floor is whether or not evillene wears flame-retardant clothing*

[white sea] oops!

*white sea puts out the firey NYC*

[white sea] sorry, man.

*black sea heals him*

[Ancba grabs the chicken, strethces it, and lets it go, smapping UH in the face. He then proceeds to punch UH across the forum]

[Flopsy] Ow, I don't care what universe you're from! That's GOTTA hurt!

D'OH! Meant to post that under Ancba's name ... We're the same person IRL. Not that this is obvious. The clones are a bunch of clowns.

Consider both of Y2K's posts confirmed.

*wonders at the intelligence of someone that lets a molitov explode in one's hand instead of dropping the damn thing*

*shrugs*

[lafinass] no harm no foul NYC?? Good...... ummmmm....... catch!!

*throws an anger-management baseball bat to NYC and whips out one of his own*

[lafinass] come on.... lets go!

[angry] HELL YEAH!!!

[lafinass] shut up you....

*beats NYC over the head with his bat*