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Crazy Man Posted Sep 2, 2003
*gets out lightsabre* don't make me make you part of my fruit salad 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 2, 2003
But maybe Fluorescent Banana *wants* to be
part of a fruit salad. Maybe FB has a huge crush
on one of the grapes.
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Sep 3, 2003
ill opnly go in fruit salad if it has kiwi. i want to be seated next to the orange.
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Lady Scott Posted Sep 4, 2003
What? You don't like green fruit?
Depending on how ripe it is, kiwi can have several different tastes...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2003
Kiwi is a nice fruit. 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 5, 2003
You didn't look all that spiky when I saw you, Unc
It's so sour...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2003
Kiwis taste a lot like purple grapes. 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 5, 2003
Strange... I like them. They make good wine
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2003
Yes, they do.
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Sep 5, 2003
i once ate 6 kiwis on the spur of the moment. the acid burned my tounge, and i couldnt taste anything for a month afterwards.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2003
I'm sorry that you had to go through that, Johanna. 
I once ate some raw rhubarb. I couldn't taste anything
for a week after that. I know what that's like.
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Clelba Posted Sep 7, 2003
i don't like fruit
^. .^
= ' =
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 7, 2003
*shakes head* You're missing out, kid...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 7, 2003
youll be telling me you dont like scruttocks, next
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Clelba Posted Sep 8, 2003
i'm not missing out, because i don't like it. if i did like it, and didn't eat it, then i'd be missing out. but i'm only missing out on something i don't like...
and i don't know what scruttocks are
^. .^
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Sep 13, 2003
i used to eat lods of fruit, but it made me ill, so mow i have to stick to 5 portions a day.
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- 7442: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 2, 2003)
- 7443: Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 (Sep 3, 2003)
- 7444: Crazy Man (Sep 3, 2003)
- 7445: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 4, 2003)
- 7446: Lady Scott (Sep 4, 2003)
- 7447: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 4, 2003)
- 7448: Crazy Man (Sep 4, 2003)
- 7449: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 4, 2003)
- 7450: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 5, 2003)
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- 7452: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 5, 2003)
- 7453: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 5, 2003)
- 7454: Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 (Sep 5, 2003)
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- 7456: Clelba (Sep 7, 2003)
- 7457: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 7, 2003)
- 7458: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 7, 2003)
- 7459: Clelba (Sep 8, 2003)
- 7460: Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 (Sep 13, 2003)
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