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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 23, 2003
I don't know what hamsters usually eat, so
I can't comment. All I know is that you are what
you eat. If you eat nuts, you can very well
go nuts. 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 24, 2003
My hamster liked carrots. Weird thing
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 24, 2003
Were they weird carrots or regular ones? 
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Aug 27, 2003
i should probably explain that it wasnt killed by the nuts. it died of middle age. it lived to 2. (i dont know about these things)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 27, 2003
I've been to middle age.
It was the time when my age went to my middle.
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Aug 28, 2003
well, im still young and bored and tired. this is what school does to me 
johanna
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2003
What, school makes you hold up a towel to defend
yourself against a gigantic banana?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2003
Well.....maybe the banana isn't *that* big.
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Crazy Man Posted Aug 29, 2003
you will not exit this place unpeeled 
*waves lightsabre around in an aggresive manner*
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Aug 30, 2003
How dare you try to peel me!
im not *that* sort of girl!
:-p
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 30, 2003
FLUORESCENT BANANA: Approach me, and fear no harm.
I am quite ap-peeling. 
You can tell me
the fruit, the whole fruit, and nothing but the fruit.
But be quick, for I must split soon.
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 31, 2003
Hello...Been a long time since I stopped by - what's happening here?
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Clelba Posted Aug 31, 2003
not a lot
^. .^
= ' =
Guru
CommunityArtist
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Sep 2, 2003
if you hit me with that flailing lightsabre there'll be hell to pay!!.
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