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Also proves how little I really care obout those lists now. People just get shocked when I'm not up there.

hehe... not as shocked as they could possibly be though hon 8)

*wonders where a certain other person is... *

Well it is a little late in the day hon.

late??? its only 4am??? and i thought you knew me!

Yeah I do which I s why I'm still here as well. 4 days living on your clock and another 6 to come will I survive?

oh i'm sure you will

Well someone was burning the midnight oil well late!!

In case you are interested, I have lurked for England!

Well of course I am interested!
I'll be back to hear the juicy gos...
RL demands my attention

*sort of lurking*

*wanders in for a brief visit*

[lurking]

How can you be sort of lurking Croz?

Afternoon all,

Still here and still celibate after ten months and one week and three days

So what's the idea of the second forum then?

I'm still trying to work out whether it's a good thing to be selected as a typical example of someone who's properly celibate.

Lost in Scotland....I want to know ~exactly~ what you mean by that!
You sound as if you are "about to"....

Hi Shellers *hugs*
The second forum I started as GOD - himself appeared in the first one, and commended that there be no more entries. And being a GOD-fearing woman....alas it did not prevent M.K* from hanging himself...he's been haunting my forums as an ex-Researcher ever since...
I hope I didn't offend you when I used you as an example; can't imagine ~what~ I am or even when my last ~sexual encounter~ was...does it count if an attempt was made but was interrupted by a little boy? I ~know~ there is a name for that...{I mean besides the swear words}...coitus interrupti??? And now he's gone for 3 weeks

You didn't offend me GB - I was just surprised at seeing someone pick me as a 'typical' example. I'm certainly not planning to leave the forum - although if the love of my life contacted me I'd leave that instant!

I'm glad to hear that, Shellers
And you're not telling me something I didn't already know

I've decided to remain celibate for the forseeable future and not to moan about it. Who wants an unnecessary overhead anyway?












I do.
*Starts blubbing in a corner*

*puts arm around Croz"

There, there. These things have a way of happening when you least expect it.

Celibacy has its good points. Let's see... the clarity of thought (the thought that I don't want to be celibate!), the low risk of catching communicable diseases (you'll just get the flu from an elevator button anyway), the getting to watch whatever YOU want on t.v. (who's going to watch t.v. when there's great sex to be had?). Well, at least it will be extra exciting when the celibacy finally ends.

Those are not exactly inspiring words.