h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Friday Morning...

And Good Luck Emily! Tell us how you get on!!!

Yeah can't wait.

For Friday?
Or Emily's report back?
Where have all the celibate people gone?
Not that you two aren't welcome, of course...
It does the heart good to see such

I'm still here, I just forgot to put a post in that's all.

Croz
Did I give you your Christmas kiss yet hon?
Croz

Aw tankoo!

I'm back - and celibate, GB, so don't worry...

Hmm... it's either very good or very bad; they sent me home after one interview, which either means they really want me or they really dont want me. Oh well. I'd be lying if I said I didn't care whether they rejected me or not, but I'll say it anyway.

We're all here for you no matter what the reply is.

Ah, thank you...

Be there for Jim (Lord of Fishnets) too; we're ohhhh so coincidentally applying to the same college, and his interview's on Monday...

Don't worry we are.

excuse me but what has this got to do with celibacy ?- you seem to be talking about educational matters to a lady who admits to having sex with dead people in cupboards.

Cupboards?... oh, I see...

Hey - there's more to me than that; I find pleasure in tragic literature, where everyone dies, so I'm applying to read English at university.

Its not exactly instant messaging is it ?

I 've been away and put some lard on the cats boil whilst waiting for a reply.

I have been celibate for seven years - although not by choice - hence staying in a lot and doing this.

If you like a book where everyone dies why not start with Pepys diaries - at least four hundred a day and ends with a large barbecue.

Well, maybe - but I find I'm particularly fond of tragic death in relation to love. For example, "Pride and Prejudice" might be a good book if Mr. Darcy got shot by Wickham on the eve of his wedding. Or something like that.

I've been celibate for... four days, I think. But I've had to look my parents in the face after christening their shower, and so I reckon this should count for something.

Sorry - excessive fatigue and an ardent desire to appear amusing is a lethal combination...

I'll just crawl to my weary bed now...

Still here, just too damn busy to post anything in here.. Everyone seemed to be off sick yesterday here at work, so it was a bit hectic for a while.. About an 8 hour while.

Anyways, I'm still here...

Looks like we have a new contender for the title, fellow members!
Won't you introduce yourself to us, sorry, can't remember how to spell your name!
And WHAT has happened to that lovely "sunshine" smiley that you typed like this?: - P ??? It's back to the old "tongue-out" smiley...ewwwww!
Sorry this has nothing to do with celibacy either, but then, if were weren't celibate, we'd be off doing *other* things, we wouldn't be talking here, would we?

sorry - Tharg Analskweezer {not sure about that name.....}
*instant messaging* this isn't...you should instal ICQ or Yahoo for that! This is an online community
**last message correction**
that should have read "we" instead of were, sorry!

"21 days left for me, but to make things worse there were 2 drop dead georgeous babes in our bar last night. Manuela and Hermelia. Manuela is a blonde Italian DDG interpretor with a lovely diamond stud in her nose and Hermelia is a DDG 19 year old Gabonese girl who is a Mechanical Engineering graduate from the UK. MMMMMMMMMM! Was sniffing all evening, had a great conversation, but unfortunately that's all."

The sunshine smiley wasn't actually a sunshine smiley. Mark told me yesterday that somehow the original alabaster tongueout smiley got copied to the goo smiley folder. Don't understand why it 's happened but it occured on Ripley a few weeks back so it could be a similar thing.

Deano is supposed to be paying me a visit this evening to say hello and look at what sort of hellhole I'm living in. I'm going to have to be on my best behaviour. I just hope she will too.