Welcome to my life
Hello and welcome to my life.
For starters I am male, aged 42 and my hobbies include mole racing,dwarf throwing and sausage mosaics. Eventually I'd like to work with children as I find adults tend to know more than me.
I am a qualified dentist with two children - Phill and Bridget - and live with my beloved wife Hymen in Torquay. Hymen is a Gynaecologist and we both love looking up old friends.
I work in Torquay and like to live locally as I find living fifteen miles from your home is a bit inconvenient.
Even so I like to travel to work by train as I find that traffic queues just disappear when they see me driving a locomotive down the High Street.
As a dentist my ambition is to crown all the heads of europe.
Before I took up dentistry I was a drill sergeant in the army but
I did find the social and entertainment side a bit dull as the uniform colours tended to limit what productions we put on - "How green was my valet" , "Khaki Largo" , "Vertigo" etc., My obvious talents in this direction gained me a place in a Special Farces unit.
My only claim to hob nobbing with the famous is one drunken night with Lewis Collins (he wasn't very professional that night I can tell you), Willie Rushton and Eric Sykes both looking at me in a funny way and spending an evening in the company of Peter Cook two weeks before he died. Oh! and Amanda Redman once offered me free tickets to see Windy City.
Kenneth Wolstenholme and Ray Reardon live near me which gives me a sporting association and proves that I lead a healthy lifestyle.
Well that gives you nutters a base on which to work or is it all closed shop metaphysics and uni life ??
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