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*grinds teeth in irritation at the inability of come people to realise when they're rapidly becoming very annoying*

It's enough to drive someone to sex...

If only Lucinda!

"Yo FC, don't you mean girls?"

"Don't mean to be picky, I normally think positive as I will be out of here on the 28th, anything before that is a bonus."

*if only Lucinda*
Hmmmmmm *rubs chin*
Sorry, Phil, didn't realize.
Hope we're still friends?
btw, Lucinda, your nail polish looked fantastic on the photos!

More a case if only I was getting some, somewhere GB. Not directed to Lucinda apart from the comment where it came, "It's enough to drive anyone to sex" said Lucinda.

You know the Japanese sent three plane-loads of Viagra to the US ... when they heard the Yanks couldn't achieve an election

Oh dear....

Morning all,

Shellers checking in after several days away - I'm still just as celibate, I've just been too busy to get online.

I've just been reading the backlog - it sounds as though you all had a good time at the meet up.

See my Journal for a statement on spam, if it's getting on your nerves.

"This is popping up all over the place but it's easier just to ignore it than get upset about it n'est pas?"

=: Why Lawyers Will Never Rule the World! :=

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal,
the following are some questions actually asked of witnesses by
attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by
insightful witnesses:

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"
12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon,didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"
14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"
15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"

*Ahem*

Think I'll go home for the weekend and get drunk in a local pub rather than getting drunk in a Liverpool pub for a change and see if I can get lucky that way.

Just a quick check-in again. I never seem to get online now that I have the chance.
Still the same on the celibacy issue, though. Still here, still no solution in sight. Oh well.

"Life's like a box of chocolates. There's lots to choose from, but only some catches your fancy."

Anyways, I'd better get started with cleaning the house a bit. Should've started it about 3 hours ago, but didn't bother. Gonna be a panicky cleanup, then.

Blimey, there's been more traffic through here in one day than there was all last week!
What I'd like to know is, did anybody *score* last weekend?
Because I didn't
The next-best thing is hearing about it I suppose...
Phil, I am so sorry!
Shellers! I have pics! But they are stored at egroups {the ACES one} so you can go look, in my folder...now, if I can find out how to connect to the pics, and post them on a page, WITHOUT one pic taking up the whole page, I'll be a happy teddy!
And I *still* have BLACK GOO; despite the efforts of 3 Gurus and a very helpful friend...
Mark?Did I just see Mark in here???
*dashes off to read his journal*

*Lurks*

*tuts*


It's alright for some

*shrugs*
~definately not lurking~
Feelingfrom the excitement of last weekend...
However, we have the ~next~ meet-up to look forward to!!!
My pics are now stored at egroups, GA's account, for any GA's wanting to view?
*hoping to get them onto a page for the rest of the h2g2 population very soon*

Sad, still celibate
Sunny, sunday smile

Are the ages of man counted in seven year cycles ? - I've only been celibate for one then !
Hope you dont mind my infrequent postings AGB - think I'm on a different time-scale to most

... where did I leave that gold medal ...

Have you ever spent a long time in a room full of beds and atractive people???
I have and it is verry deprssing
just letting you iknow I am still alive still celabte to as it happens
Oh well keep smiling it could be worse I could still be a vergin

No problem, Big Joe
Wanna see my pics?
The first page:http://www.h2g2.com/A482997
With another two pages to follow!!!