h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks GB.

Way to go DD!!

Yeah but a bit foolish at the time but I came to realise I did it for a reason.

yeah some people will do anything for a shag huh DD?

*folds arms at Abi*

Not anything. Walking out on him was the best bit though.

Only joking love - remember I take cream on my cake please!

Cream on the cake. Yeah I think I got it whe nyou sent me this.

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What does Abi like?

No idea!!!

Hello, everyone... I will attempt to keep my conversation as free from peversion and morbidity for as long as is humanly possible.

Didn't last long, did it?

Anyone like to talk about their holidays?

Yeah I went away and didn't do much and now I'm back at work.
As for the being particular thing, I would be particular but I don't get the chance

I taught key stage 2 art to small children.

I looked at art, some impressionists and modern irish artists and some very very old page illuminations in Dublin where I was for a couple of days.

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I think we have been there (maybe not here though).

So what's your fave picture in the NPG then?

Oooooooooh, I've got so many; besides, it's in my life plan to buy up the entire collection, so it doesn't really matter, since I'll have them all. If pressed, however... I'm very fond of the Paul Smith, and I covet the Harold Pinter; I'd have the Rowan Atkinson one as a matter of course, but if someone offered me the Derek Jarman I wouldn't say no. Plus I fancy Aubrey Beardsley, so I'll have him...

Did you see the BP Portrait Award 2000? There were a few gorgeous paintings there, too...

It's been a while since I've been in the NPG.
I guess my pave picture is the Darcy Bussel portrait (yes I'll admit it she's one lovely to look at woman ).
Digs out the postcard of the picture from the pile of stuff, ahh, what a lovely sight.

Thought you all might like this:

"Sexuality is a gift from God; every person is created to be a complete sexual being, both within themselves and expressed towards others, without genital sex. This truth is clearly illustrated in the person of Jesus who was fully human, had deep relationships, and was single. The fact is that each individual has the possibility of expressing their sexuality in either matrimony or celibacy. Marriage may be the expectation of the majority, but singleness (sic) has equal validity. It is not a higher or a lower way, it is a parallel path. Celibacy is not denying sexuality but embracing it in a distinct and positive manner.

It is easy to think of celibacy as the way of the few, but in reality it is a path that everyone must learn to walk... (skips loads of stuff) Celibacy is not a lifetime vow but a day to day commitment, it may last till death or it may give way to marriage; both are good and both are valid."

It sounds like someone desperately trying to validate the experience of not getting a shag...

M.KÝ