h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Personally I have to say that if you're not getting it then you're more than welcome here.

Having said that, if you've recently had it or about to get it then prepare to be ed or ed ...

Obviously we like to know about any brief excursions into the world of the "getting its" but not too much detail thanks awfully, and if you're still counting in minutes or days since or until your next encounter here's a pre-emptive for old times sake.

Ekki - Still not getting it

*agrees with Ekki*

*sets up sub-committee*

Swaived

that gets my vote!

I prefer to think of my celibate state as "waiting for quality" - because I turn down more offers than I accept.

I do!!!!

Imaginary boyfriend, that made me
Have you seen the blow-up kind, aka Ally McBeal?


I don't know what they called him, probably Roger.....

Roger Moore?

Yes I'd like too, thanks.


Swaive.

is that a passive or active verb? Do you swiave someone, or do you be swaived? get swaived? have some swaiving?

Read the backlog, Saint P!

I wouldn't mind a really good swaiving session.

If you've not fixed your keyboard settings yet GB, they should eb in Control Panel - Keyboard. Click the language tab, then add English (British) before removing English (US). You should then get your @ sign back In the meantime, it's probably swapped places with your " sign.

That's about the only thing I *have* managed to fix, honey, thank you

I thought you had posted to offer me a good swaiving session.

Now now, no gloating!

Swaiving is passive (and may even be reflexive), so it is something that is done to you, but how pasive you are is up to you.
Me, I'm not waiting for quality, I'm not getting offers, as I find that an agressive Rotweiller look puts off most of the local (lack of ) talent, and those that it doesn't , the running away yelping works a treat.
I needed space to sort out my head, but now the only females I fancy in this place are either Indian ( with strict families) or Chinese.
As I hope to go to China (soon, please soon ), I thought I'd wait.

Gloating?

*wipes off *
I thought us celibates didn't each other unless we were getting some?

I need a big hug - my cars broken down

Aw, thanks Xan!



I hope its fixed before Friday cos I need to get to that lovely Ryanair flight to London.

meanmwhile, here's a theme song for us all:



"Ooooooh, I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooooh, don't you wanna swaive me"

Hello. I'm back, although not in the sense of being back from having been Swaived or anything, just from my vacation in Sweden. Lovely sunshine and 25-27 degrees every day, which brought with it a lot of nice things to look at, especially since there happens to be a lot of people on their vacations as well in that area of Sweden.
Still didn't stop me from not getting any.
And now I'm back in Scotland and back at work.

Just thought I'd report in...

Apologies, Babe ... misread your posting and as a result thought you were off for a swaiving ...

*offers towel to help wipe off the misdirected *

Thank you sweetie.
You're forgiven, though I might make you do a bit more wiping first.




LiS, glad you had a great holiday & sorry you're back in here.

LuckyI hope your car is alright and enjoy your trip to London! The meets are always great fun, I'm only sorry I'm not going to make this one, as it'll be Mark's last one.


Xanatic, LiS, St P, Croz, Ekki, all the other celibates who are just lurking....


*goes to wash -soaked *

Oh, by the way, are those of us who ~can't~ make the meet-up having a wake over the weekend?

Thanks AGB, car back OK, only 40 euros to fix, so currently packing for the meet!

Need some ideas for my badge......

AGB, I'm not 'back' in here as I never left. I only left the country, but since this is a world-wide web site I never left the forum as such.
Thanks for the , though. I needed that.

Lucky, how about you try to find a picture of the poster for the new movie "Lucky Star"? That could be an idea for the badge. But then, that might just be my stripy hair thinking that's a good idea.

Did you get your hair done! Hurrah! Need to see pics asap.

tell me more about this new movie which appears to be my biography...