h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, but making a strong friendship needs usually more than only sunny days.

Thanks for the andEkki.

See how much nicer friends are?

And they snor at their own homes.

True, but there are times when I'd rather have someone snoring next to me than no-one next to me ... besides if you're that close you can always tell them to put a sock in it or you will more than happily do so for them! Either that or pinching their nose usually works!

The snoring can be better than nothing, yes. But if the snoring is the only leftover then you gonna hate it.

I will never live with a snorer again!

I may be showing my age but I really prefer to sleep nights - I admit it's nice to have a cuddle etc. but if they are going to snore -
Pinching noses & putting socks in it are alright but you'd have to be awake to do that. Once awoken, I find it pretty hard getting back off to sleep.

I want to sleep....

Sorry if I sent you all to

No, you didn't. And tomorrow, I hope, I'll sleep without anybody snoring in the same room.

Awwww

I know......

It's spring and I want to fall in love again...
I want to have a new hope!

I want to do something completely different - something I've never done before!

That was a quite long list of things you've never done.

It's not that long....

Oh!
Are you trying to say that you don't exactly know what to do?

Always the same problem - time off, an evening spare, no-one to share my time with makes me and

I've been shopping - and I'll be curled up tonight with a takeaway with the tv.

I meant my list of things I've never done is rather short.

I've never bungee-jumped...never will either.
Never been up in a balloon - ditto.

Give a little thoughts to those of us who always sleep alone will ya How often have I not longed for hearing snoring in the bed next to me. Okay, I haven't. But I would like somebody there.

Is it too much to ask for a partner who doesn't snore?

Is it too much to ask for a partner?

*sighs*

Yeah, I can do the snoring myself...
Though it looks like Celibacy and Virginity have changed their places.

Exactly, the rest of us are just looking for any partner. So don't be complaining