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Post 2201

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

smiley - groan

There was no call for that!


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Post 2202

Jordan

Really?

[Takes innuendo to the ouvert level.]

Hey! Ladies (and perhaps gents)! Do any of you want a big one? 'Cause that's what I'm offering! smiley - biggrin

Damn, I'm weird.

- Jordan


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Post 2203

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Not really, you just caught me off guardsmiley - winkeye


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Post 2204

Jordan

Yeah, though I suppose I should have commented earlier about your 'big stick' and its connection to internet porn... smiley - ermsmiley - winkeye

I'm too tired to think up good innuendos! Good night! smiley - zzz

- Jordan


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Post 2205

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Oh dear...

Night? It's 2pmsmiley - erm


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Post 2206

Jordan

Good afternoon, then. It's the same thing when your eyes are shut. smiley - winkeye

- Jordan


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Post 2207

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I guesssmiley - winkeye

Or at least when your brain has gone to sleep...


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Post 2208

Huffers, compulsive lurker

its smiley - coffee time!


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Post 2209

Researcher 159112

woohoo! caffeine! Caffeine!!! smiley - biggrin

*insane*


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Post 2210

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

"who actually /likes/ the idea of their body growing old and breaking down? I certainly don't"

smiley - erm

One day you wake up, look in the mirror - see your mother {father} staring back at you {or the milkman, whatever}
and you think
"My God! I'm getting old!"
Then you realize you have grown up children and a grandchild, and think
"I AM old"

but you don't feel any different than you did when you were 19.

You are the same geeky teenager who blossomed into a swan princess


The only real difference is now you know what your parents told you to avoid _is_ bad for you, but it's still fun.
And you find yourself saying the same things.
But you hope they'll try them anyway.

And you look at your parents *now* and hope you don't live _that_ long.


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Post 2211

Researcher 159112

smiley - erm

I don't think my parents are old...


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Post 2212

Huffers, compulsive lurker

smiley - erm

the only things I remember my parents telling me to avoid are poisonous berries and sticking my fingers in plugs.


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Post 2213

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I never know what to believe off my parents. Me da scared me during the hols though. He asked me when I was getting married while we were in the pubsmiley - bigeyes

Obviously I said 'eh?' as I've only been going out with my boyfriend for about three months. Dad replied, 'well, he's kissed you, hasn't he? You'll be living in sin if you don't marry him now.' Of course he was joking.

I hopesmiley - erm

Living in sin...smiley - devilsmiley - laugh


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Post 2214

Doctor Devoid......an Earth-bound misfit.

Living in sin, sweet. Before i got married my mother was convined that it was never going to happen so she started giving away lots of stuff that now, I am having to buy at ridiculous expense.

You wouldn't have to get married but if you were to let them think that you might, think of the leverage you would have.......or am I just too manipulative???smiley - biggrin


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Post 2215

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

he he...good callsmiley - winkeye

Though my parents give me credit anyway just for finally getting a boyfriend. And me grandma's worse. Every time she sees a baby she goes all gooey at it. I hope she doesn't try and talk to me lad or she'll probably scare him offsmiley - bigeyes


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Post 2216

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

That's the thing about older generations.

They don't want to get old, they would prefer to stay 21, yet can't wait for the next generation to appear.

Although, I would have waited longer than 41.....smiley - erm

That's why your gran goes gooey over babies - she has grandchildren of childbearing age. smiley - smiley
And I get made such a fuss of for being a grandma, I can only imagine the joy at having a great grandchild.

Blimey, I could be a great gran in 10 years time!

smiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikes

smiley - headhurts


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Post 2217

Jordan

I think my mum would be happier with me going out with another man than she is with my plans to remain single. What is it with her and the rest of my relatives? Hmm... perhaps I'll test them... smiley - winkeye

'Hey, mum, this is Bubba, and we're, erm, moving in together. Incidentally, see this ring? ...'

Moah ha ha ha-ha! smiley - devil

- Jordan


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Post 2218

Researcher 159112

*scary*

My parents reckon they won't be able to afford a wedding smiley - yikes

That's always assuming I'll find someone worth marrying who wants to marry *me* smiley - wah


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Post 2219

Huffers, compulsive lurker

smiley - hug
Of course you will!

Ugh... don't you just hate it when you feel unsure of ever finding love smiley - erm


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Post 2220

Jordan

Ugh... don't you just wish you were a smiley - fish sometimes?

smiley - whistle

- Jordan


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