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You bit my feathers off?

No, I was just tidying the loose ones, in my sleep,

Oh, that's okay then

I think Health and Safety should look into this. Loose feathers? Cleaning while asleep? Disgraceful! This thread is rapidly becoming very messy and unsafe!

Careful Hoggy


It is a well known fact that the W*rk's Safety Officer is the one who is likely to receive a serious injury

That sounds a bit like a threat... and that's dangerous... lil, you're banned from here, as a persistant offender!

Banned


From where

Here, I just said.

Daft as well as dangerous...

Typical woman, really...

This thread



Dangerous?

No, you, dopey!

No?

Oh, that's okay then

so now it's lil's fault her tail feathers are lose

i thought it was something in the environment

What? So now there's pollution in the thread too??

Only when you do something you shouldn't, in the presence of ladies!

Ladies?

Where?

Perhaps that explains why it's lil's tailfeathers that're loose...

Watch out folks - it's that loose woman again - I mean, the woman with loose feathers...

*giggles*


I've given them a good shake

*THAT* explains the hurricane...