h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Must have done.
That's lowered the tone considerably.

Don't know what you mean?

No, I'm still here, just not got much time online this last two weeks due to school hols

By the way, I'm FP today (first time this month)

FP?

Yes, the lovely Matt Monro

I'll let you into a secret...I've updated my PS this morning

size

How'd you do that???

I'm very clever

Indeed!

Ohyou can just kiss my hand

Hey, if you want to put the flying pig on your PS, just use the code <SMILEY TYPE="flyingpig"/> and if you want it to move, use the tag

Ooh, that's a bit techie for me... The trouble I've been having with my PS lately I'd rather leave well alone!!

Now, I wonder what the other new smiley's will be?

i used to be a compositor. after all these new electronic inventions i want to go back to the simpler days

on the other hand, we didn't have the web back then

My dad's got a compositor. He puts all his potato peelings and things in it, leaves it a few months, then puts it on his garden!

Other smileys, lil?

would not bribe my lips apart...

Not even this many?

I'm surprised you didn't crash the servers, overloading it like that

now look! spoiled another couple of surprises

I must admit, I had to cross my fingers when I posted it

difficult, init? posting with crossed fingers?

You found that out, too?

Nah, you can post with your nose. Typing is difficult with crossed fingers though