h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're weird

I've heard that before

however I need to do a few things tomorrow and I'll be out next week so I may be a bit busy

i was busy procrastinating and doing a lot of other stuff than i had pl*nned during the weak end

oh well, at least i got some things done

Nice. I went sightseeing and g**tseeing and all I got was cold.

g**tseeing? sounds scary

who would have been scared ??

Even the babyg**t wasn't scared. A cute little one week old thing, all black with white ears.

well, well, well. so now your dislike of g**ts has turned into an affection?

But that was just a baby! All those stinky evil creatures were somewhere else.

.. elephants, reindeer, hippos, ... and baby goats?

No-no, I refuse to have a g**t in my bed.

why? if it can carry a hippo surely it can carry a g**t

Yes, but then I'd have to sleep in kitchen myself.

let the hippo sleep with a g**t?? even if it's a baby g**t?? mm.. I'm not sure about that

i had to sleep in the guest wing these last two nights, because the bed in my master bedroom broke down. i'll fix it today though.

first time this has happened to me when i was all alone in the bed

*tries not to imagine what kind of impact may have been the root cause*



Friday noon anyone?

gravitation is my best guess

Gravitation! That must be hard in DK these days.

are we talking about a sudden outbreak of gravitation in DK?? mm.. well stranger things have happened

Really? Do you want to talk about it?