h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah .. that explains a lot

Yep, DK is very polished indeed.

and the Danes have lots of time on their hands .. because they don't need to polish themselves ..

Exactly.

yeah, but maybe we should brush up our w*rking skills?

Don't you have Polishers for that?

what a splendid idea

You're welcome.

but there's one thing you should not leave to polishers: cooking. my teacher told me all he ever got while living with them was lard, lard, cabbage and lard

But then you are perfectly able to cook yourself.

i may not be perfect

but i'm overweight

that must count for something, right?

Oh yes..

mm.. yes, well, Pierce .. you may be able to cook yourself.. but I decided I'll not eat the result. human meat seems to be not healthy

are you suggesting i'm poisonous?

please keep that a secret?

don't worry.. nibbling seems to be ok .. for females that is

it just keeps raining today, doesn't it?

oh, actually it's dry today yesterday was a disaster, that's true .. strong winds that bring tears to your eyes, chilly, well.. everything you don't need in a woman

.. still talking about weather mind you

who's that lurking behind that bar?

Wasntme!