h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a bit slow on the uptake!!! What do you mean 24 hours a day come July, you are virtually doing that now!!!

Thats a hell of a chat, I'd run out of things to say after about 10 minutes...

Nah, I'll be working loads in July, at the mo I prob only work bout 5 hours a day and just play the rest of the time!!

It's not really a chat, I just nod and listen to the monologue!!! I can talk but shes got me beaten hands down!

I think I'm gonna have a day out tomorrow if the weather is good. I've spent too much time around here lately, I really need to get out a bit more..

Having said that, if its chucking down with rain, I will be here, but if I'm not you'll have to make my apologies to people for me. If you are feeling really kind, try and stamp on anyone using my name in vain - I always get a right bashing when I'm not here!!

Thats half the fun of it! Stamping on you when you're not here to defend yourself!

I'm out and about for most of the day tomorrow too! I'm going to look at a warehouse in the morning! That'll be fun! And then I'm off for a lazy lunch with the PR staff of a place that are starting Medieval(sp?) Nights or something here!!!

Oooooh, I wouldn't mind doing the ware-house bit, I like steel structures - nice engineering, put me down for that!!!

I went to a Medieval Jousting thingy in Florida, it was carp - biggest waste of time, money and effort I ever saw...

I think we've got a board meeting tomorrow night in chat, if you are about, but whatever happens, I dare say I'll catch up with you at somepoint!!

Just saying night night to the girlies in chat, then I'm off home!!!! Bout time I got my ass off this chair

Night Hun...

Spit's on her own in there, duck has fluttered away! Night

Hello Hun!!!

I would have serenaded you in my best medieval bard style, if you had asked!!!

Hey You!

It was corny as hell! But funny cos it was corny!

Tune up your lyre and get practising then, I shall request a serenade later!!!!

Hmmmm, might take a bit of practise....

Could I politely ask you not to mention your lovely weather. It's howling a gale here, distinctly cold and rather wet. Best I've managed is a few hours in the workshop and a trip to the shops to get the lottery ticket. I'm now in doors and the heating has been put back on!!

So much for my day out!!!

I have the whole office pissing themselves laughing at my left arm!! It's gone a completely different colour to the right one, where its been hanging out the window!

If I lend you a right hand drive car, you can do the other one!!!

Can I borrow your car tomorrow then? I've gotta get these evened up! S'not my best look!!!!

You're welcome to borrow it, but you'll have to come and get it!!

Failing that, get yourself a chauffeur and be a passenger for the required toasting period!!

I'd love to see you on the beach in your bikini, with one bright red arm not matching the rest of you!!!

I'll be there this evening to collect it! Fill it up first for me, ta

Arms s'not red! It's actually gone really brown and tanned, but only from tshirt arm line down!!!! The other one is white!!!!

My favourite bikini (I have 5!) is black with white edging all the way round! Just so that you're dreaming correctly!!!

I've filled it right up but it is a Land Rover, so you'll probably need to fill it up again on the way to Dover! And its a bit slow, so by the time you pick it up and get back to Portimao, your one armed tan will probably have gone. Hardly worth the effort really, but it will be nice to see you!!!

Doubt I'll need to fill it up, I'm having it airlifted to Portugal by my private helicopter! We'll be landing in your back garden bout 9.30ish this evening

Do you want me to wave the ping pong bats when you come into land?

By the way, you dont need to wear suspenders on your visit. Strangely enough, I am not a fan...