h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WOW, That is the best attitude about death I've ever heard. My dad died suddenly at age 66 last December, and he wouldn't have had it any other way(except maybe a little later). He was working on a roof the day he died. He had a massive heart attack, which was unexpected, as he was more full of life than many half his age, and he would have HATED being bedridden for any time at all. I miss him terribly, but I am glad not to have had to see him without the dynamic love of life that he had. And now I'm crying, with a

As long as you know we are in no rush please take as much time as you need.
I have lost to many people to long term illness to say that suicide is wrong i just think it should be thought about if it is done in a rage or in a moment of weekness its to easy to be wrong i would not like to spend my last few months in pain but i would not kill myself today if i was told i had cancer i would not take any drugs to cure it and would plan when to end my life.
many years ago a friend of mine worked for someone who got lung cancer(at that time they give him 6 month) he had been married 40 years when he told his wife she took an over dose and died,he was cured and 5 years later remarried

Pandora-I'M SICK OF CANCER! Everywhere we go someone has it! One of my cousins, well, 2nd cousin as she's my mum's one, died of lung cancer last year aged 60, and it really shocked all of us, but I saw her about 6 months before she died and to be honest I'm glad she went because she was in so much pain you almost felt it yourself. I hope they cure it for you!

I WENT TO CHESSINGTON TODAY AND BRAVED REMESIS REVENGE AND I SUVIVED, INFACT IT'S THE BEST RIDE I'VE EVER BEEN ON!!!! EVEN THOUGH I GOT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND HELD THERE FOR A FEW SECONDS IT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST THRILLS EVER!!!!!!

rides kick ass.

Rides kick MY guts! Glad you had a great time...I use to love Cedar Point Our big amusment park, people come from all over th World as it has the either oldest, longest or fastest WOODEN coaster in the World! I like to watch my friends when they're on the 'corkscrew' I've found 'just the right spot' to stand to snap a pic of them upsidedown!!! It's a scream When we sell my other house (hopefully in the next week or so), the 1st thing I'm buying is a new wheel chair! (I have an old ratty one that's actually got gold streamers from the handles!) Someone was nice enough to give it to me when I 1st became ill. I walk okay, just can't go the distance...I'm
missing concerts! AHhhh! Last one I went to was Division Bells (Floyd)
but the walking put me down for three weeks! Too many places left to go! Our friend Rick wants to take me back to Philly...wheel me around all the sights I missed when I was there in '96 for the Hospitals & clinics. I use to hike...now I'll just ride. Better than staying home!
Besides, if I get drunk...let's just say WHEN I get drunk,I have less chance of falling & only a little way to go if I do

My dad once decided to take a pic of me and my mum coming down a water shaft on a log flume, but you couldn't see us! I went down that same log flume twice yesterday! The second time I turned around to pose for the camera, and all my friends we having a right laugh at me!!!!!
I bought a keyring with a pictuere of me on Remesis Revenge, I look pretty fed up, but really I was enjoying myself!

As long as you had agood time!!! Last time I was at Cedar Point I went into a booth to have my picture put on the cover of a popular magazine here in the USA: Psychology Today...at my office the sec. put it over the real mag. & set it out on the table with the others in the waiting area! HA! I can't tell you how many times I had to try to explain it was a joke! DUH!!! My hair was in a messy braid (from all the rides) and I was soooo sun burnt! HA! As if THAT'S how I'd look on the cover of a professional mag! Patients said...they just thought it was real, because I'm always so natural! Oh, but we had laughs over that!

And I'm smiling & crying with you! (That's really cool, that your dad went working as he liked. Guess he must have 'earned' it!) XXXOOOXXX

lol! My dad loves taking photos! I didn't tell you the other day we got out the car and looked up to see what looked like a double vapour trail from a plane! It turned out to be a vapour trail about a thin layer of clouds, and the vapour trail was casting a shadow on the clouds below! It was the weirdest sight ever! My dad said he really wished he had his camera on him!!!!

Hey people I'm going totally mad! I've just seen the invite to the Skandal video shoot and it looks wicked!!!! It's here at [Broken link removed by Moderator]

Have fun Katsy...that's what it's all about!!!

lol! Now my mum's saying are they gonna pay us for being in the background of the video! I think we'd know if we were even gonna be in it! As far as I know it's in a concert hall, sounds interesting......

Hi again Katsy, just returned from your page and I'm impressed. The food for thought at the end was really good stuff, not cheese at all! Anyway, just wanted to give you some praise, as we can all use a little of that sometimes. Boy, I'm really tired, I'm rambling again, Hi Pandora ! ! and goodnight........

High cloughie...sweet dreams

Why thankyou Cloughie! That's very nice of you!

I've just come back from a party, it was a leaving party for someone in our community. Thing is for the first time in AGES I was able to have a real good girly chat with my best friend, Natalie. I'm now in a very happy mood! I don't want to go to bed now! I just want to stay up all night and wish she was still here so we could chat! I really am a happy thing now!

Pandora in life there are only two things to worry about thats whether you are healthy or unhealthy
if you are healthy you have nothing to worry about if you are unhealthy you only have two things to worry about thats whether you are going to get better or whether you are going to get worse
if you are going to get better you have nothing to worry about if you are going to get worse there are only two things to worry about thats
if you have to stay at home or go into hospital if you have to stay at home you have nothing to worry about if you go in to hospital you only have two things to worry about thats
if they can cure you or not if they can you have nothing to worry about if they can't you only have two things to worry about thats if you are going to live or going to die if you are going to live theres nothing to worry about
if you are going to die theres only two things to worry about thats whether you are going up or whether you are going down if you are going up theres nothing to worry about if you are going down you will be that busy chating to all your old friends what time will there be to worry.

TL...tell me you didn't just post this again?!? Did you?!?

I hoped it would make you laugh you needed a good laugh i could tell.

why did the pervert cross the road
to get to the chicken.

jimmmy did your mother help you with your home work last night
no sir she did it all

how do most men define marriage
a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

whats the diffrence between a terrorist and a woman with pms
you can negotiate with a terrorist

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the sea
clever dick

what do you call a woman with no arms and no legs thats swimming in the sea
smart arse

why did king kong buy 15 pairs of shoes
because he was a 30 foot monster

how many men does it take to open a can of beer
none she should open it between the fridge and the couch

whats the diffrence between ignorrance and apathy
i don't know and i don't care

agreed, they were all terrible. I can't even think of a good one after being bombarded with all of those!!

Have you tried the game links yet, Pandora?

I see 9 bad jokes but 16 bad smiles so now i.o.u 7 bad jokes
pandora would you e-mail me at [email protected] so i can send you a e-mail