h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We all have are own talents you are a writer Shirps is an artist don't think that you are missing out for not been able to draw or paint*just do what you can when you can we all have something that we can do that others can't.

*On the other hand that never stop some people with no talent just splashing paint then selling it for a fortune

Hmmm. *Pandora starts to think about her primitive paintings*

Wherein does your talent lie TIMELORD?!? I'm NEVER jealous for the good fortune of others...I'm very pleased when someone has an amazing talent-esp. when it brings them wealth!!! I FEEL like I could draw...
but it's not like a poem, where you can pour your feelings out & the words sound lovely. The feeling IS there...it's just the ability that's missing

Sure hope Shirps is just busy...right now, I have her as:Missing in Action! SHIRPS are you out there?!?

Good-night & Sweet Dreams XXXOOOXXX Pan

I have many talents i am after all gods gift to women* i also have an uncanny gift with sick horses** and i have healing hands***

*Well all the women i meet say"thank god i'm not stuck with him".

**I just wish i new that they were sick before i bet on them

***Her husband did not belive me ever

Ahhh, TIMELORD once again you've made me laugh THAT must be your MAIN talent!!! Thank you very muchly!!! Hope the week-end's been good for you. I've been sleeping all day to enable me to work throughout the night-YUCK! Tomarrow, I mean today...whenever I wake up it will be 86 degrees...I'm gonna' soak my head in the pool...Ahh Then I'll be sunburned again. The weather won't stay hot enough to 'keep' a tan.
Take care...your #1 fan...Pan

You guest it my main talent is to bring a smill to the face of anyone who needs it.
The dreded night shift i have just done mine i work 9.45pm to 7.00am then wait 1 hour 15 mins for the first bus i was tempted to walk in to town(about 2 miles)as i can then get a bus that takes me to with in 10 mins of my home without the wait but it was raining and the boss needed a bit of help as she is doing two jobs this week.

I shan't mention TL's comment - it just 'aint worth the time

Pandora - pick up a pencil & have a go - everyone has a bit of an artist inside them!!

Liz has got a bank loan & bought a car last Friday - my fingernails are quite bitten down to the quick .. yet!! Really she's doing fine.

No, I've got next year's diary to sort out - hey ho, sometime.

Gotta go - a 6ft by 5ft soft oblong is awaiting my poor aching body - Liz's graduation on Tuesday - gotta look my best for the pics !!!!
If that's possible.

Speak to you both soon - sorry I'm off so quick again.

They were only ment to bring a smile to your face do not take them seriusly.
About the car try not to worry to much if she has as much sense as Her mother i am sure she will be fine.
As for tuesday it will be one of only a few great days were nothing that goes wrong will make any diffrence it will still be a great day a true KODAK moment.
With all thats happening this week i hope you are taking care of youself as well don't forget you need to relax as well take 1/2 hour a day to relax that an order.

Yep, I did understand it as a joke - really!!

Oh, why have I ALWAYS been regarded as the sensible one? I had a nickname at school (which I will NOT repeat - no, don't plead) which reflected my sensibility - although all the girls always came to me for advice - huh!

I wish I could be carefree & reckless, but circumstances never seem to let me - it's as if there's an inner self longing to be set free. Still, i suppose most people feel like that!!

Liz may be pretty clever, but her boyfriend's mum & myself agree that neither of them have much normal common sense - you can't have everything - & she does seem to be managing OK!!

I went out in the car with her today to take the dog to my mum for the night & tomorrow. I felt pretty safe with her - she took it easy.

She's really nervous about tomorrow, but I told her that if her mortarboard falls off, just pick it up & SMILE. Everyone would actually enjoy something going slightly wrong, it relieves the tediousness (is there such a word?) of it all

I've got my camera & Rrrrr has is mini digital video thingy, so between us we should get some decent snaps, even of any mishaps!

Thanks TL, but relaxation at present is impossible (I've never been very good at taking orders - I tend to twist them!). Last night the old arms were really painful & I tossed & turned all night. However, in a couple of weeks we are going to the coast for a 3 weeks break - so with all that sea air & away from the phone I may JUST be able to relax properly. I've decided to take some "art stuff" & maybe try to get back to painting. The last half of the hol my mum is to stay with us - just hope she doesn't keep talking ALL the time!!

Pandora, from the sounds of the heat out there - maybe you should read my posting to the alcoholics thread a short while back - ESP????! I wish we had a bit of heat over here - our summer seems to have vanished into autumn, winter & spring all mixed up!

I haven't yet read your earlier posts, but will v. soon - sorry again to you both. Will come back in a couple of days - we'll be late home tomorrow night.

Sweet dreams (that includes your daydreams too)
Shirps

Yep, I did understand it as a joke - really!!

Oh, why have I ALWAYS been regarded as the sensible one? I had a nickname at school (which I will NOT repeat - no, don't plead) which reflected my sensibility - although all the girls always came to me for advice - huh!

I wish I could be carefree & reckless, but circumstances never seem to let me - it's as if there's an inner self longing to be set free. Still, i suppose most people feel like that!!

Liz may be pretty clever, but her boyfriend's mum & myself agree that neither of them have much normal common sense - you can't have everything - & she does seem to be managing OK!!

I went out in the car with her today to take the dog to my mum for the night & tomorrow. I felt pretty safe with her - she took it easy.

She's really nervous about tomorrow, but I told her that if her mortarboard falls off, just pick it up & SMILE. Everyone would actually enjoy something going slightly wrong, it relieves the tediousness (is there such a word?) of it all

I've got my camera & Rrrrr has is mini digital video thingy, so between us we should get some decent snaps, even of any mishaps!

Thanks TL, but relaxation at present is impossible (I've never been very good at taking orders - I tend to twist them!). Last night the old arms were really painful & I tossed & turned all night. However, in a couple of weeks we are going to the coast for a 3 weeks break - so with all that sea air & away from the phone I may JUST be able to relax properly. I've decided to take some "art stuff" & maybe try to get back to painting. The last half of the hol my mum is to stay with us - just hope she doesn't keep talking ALL the time!!

Pandora, from the sounds of the heat out there - maybe you should read my posting to the alcoholics thread a short while back - ESP????! I wish we had a bit of heat over here - our summer seems to have vanished into autumn, winter & spring all mixed up!

I haven't yet read your earlier posts, but will v. soon - sorry again to you both. Will come back in a couple of days - we'll be late home tomorrow night.

Sweet dreams (that includes your daydreams too)
Shirps

Yep, I did understand it as a joke - really!!

Oh, why have I ALWAYS been regarded as the sensible one? I had a nickname at school (which I will NOT repeat - no, don't plead) which reflected my sensibility - although all the girls always came to me for advice - huh!

I wish I could be carefree & reckless, but circumstances never seem to let me - it's as if there's an inner self longing to be set free. Still, i suppose most people feel like that!!

Liz may be pretty clever, but her boyfriend's mum & myself agree that neither of them have much normal common sense - you can't have everything - & she does seem to be managing OK!!

I went out in the car with her today to take the dog to my mum for the night & tomorrow. I felt pretty safe with her - she took it easy.

She's really nervous about tomorrow, but I told her that if her mortarboard falls off, just pick it up & SMILE. Everyone would actually enjoy something going slightly wrong, it relieves the tediousness (is there such a word?) of it all

I've got my camera & Rrrrr has is mini digital video thingy, so between us we should get some decent snaps, even of any mishaps!

Thanks TL, but relaxation at present is impossible (I've never been very good at taking orders - I tend to twist them!). Last night the old arms were really painful & I tossed & turned all night. However, in a couple of weeks we are going to the coast for a 3 weeks break - so with all that sea air & away from the phone I may JUST be able to relax properly. I've decided to take some "art stuff" & maybe try to get back to painting. The last half of the hol my mum is to stay with us - just hope she doesn't keep talking ALL the time!!

Pandora, from the sounds of the heat out there - maybe you should read my posting to the alcoholics thread a short while back - ESP????! I wish we had a bit of heat over here - our summer seems to have vanished into autumn, winter & spring all mixed up!

I haven't yet read your earlier posts, but will v. soon - sorry again to you both. Will come back in a couple of days - we'll be late home tomorrow night.

Sweet dreams (that includes your daydreams too)
Shirps

Ajopolies for 3 postings of the same thing - my link "timed out" & got a little confused about if, how & what was sent!!!

By the way, don't either of you work too hard either - I still feel guilty when I hear of your wrotten working hours & I get to choose when & how with mine (mind you, it is unpaid!)

Ahh, MUST go NOW!

Shirps...pleeeeease take me to the sea w/you!!! I promise & eat like a rabbit & won't speak unless spoken to. I LOVE the sea...ANY sea!!!
I realy don't HAVE to work...after only seeing a patient here & there
I thought it would be nice to work...but I can't stand the 'graveyard shift' I'm sure TL knows how that goes! Poor fellow...waiting for a bus. If I were driving by...I'd surely pick you up!
SHIRPS...HAVE A HAPPY, HAPPY DAY...& TRY NOT TO CRY TOO HARD, YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABE HAS HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER!!! XXXOOOXXX (Spread those between the two of you)

Ok sing along"OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEA"(AND IF YOU THINK I'M TYPING IT ALL OUT YOUR WRONG)

And if you think I know the tune...you're wrong All I know is the toungue twister: She sell sea shells by the sea shore...which I *proudly she says* can say many times fast

Very quickly, not much time - will speak tomorrow, hopefully! Leave you with:
Moses supposes his toes'es are roses
but Moses supposes erroneously,
for everyone knows'es that toes'es aren't roses
as Moses supposes his toes'es to be!

Also:
Red Leather, yellow leather - try saying that many times fast!!

Speak soon

Love to both - we survived yesterday

ok try this one but don't get it wrong.
I'm not a pheasant plucker i'm a pheasant plucker's son i'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

*Pan faints dead away...Thwack* Ouch...I think me brain's been overloaded Here ya' go: A box of biscuits-a box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer. XXXOOOXXX

Oh my, I've bitten my toungue so many times...& laughed so hard...I
can barely see Mac for the tears of laughter You two crack me up!!
And TL...YOU'VE made me say some BAD words!!! (thanks )

Laughter is what its all about,if they could put a tax on laughter they would raise more money in one week than they do now in one year.

HA! You're talkn' to the "Queen of Laughter"! I've done many seminars,
and emceed various events, with thousands of people present...never using a script...& had EVERYONE falling over laughing I actually was thrown out of a hospital ER instead of crying-I was cutting jokes!
The Dr. said that if I was REALLY in THAT much pain, I'd be screaming! All I did was ask for some burbon in my I.V. Then my sister called our Uncle-a Dr. at a different hospital...when I got there I was VERY close to death! Sheesh...mind over matter...if you don't mind
then it don't matter Keep smiling TL It relaxes the smooth muscles