h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wrote it down...but who will remind me where?!?

I will

LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

PLEASE GO TO MY PARTY AT http://www.h2g2.com/A499665 THANKYOU!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE HIKERS I'VE COME TO KNOW & LOVE!!!!!!

WELL IT'S WELL INTO 2001 HERE AND MY WORD IT WAS COOL!!! AND WE GOT TO SEE 2 OF SKANDAL ON TV!!!!! MATTY DID A KAREOKEE OF ROBBIE WILLIAM'S "ANGELS" AND WE WERE ALMOST CRYING COS HE WAS SOOOO GOOD!!!!!! YOU HAD TO SEE IT!!!!

OH AND FIREWORKS WENT OFF WE ALL WENT OUT INTO THE STREET AND SCREAMED, AND THEY WERE EMPTY, THEN ABOUT 1AM WE WENT OUT AGAIN COS THEY WERE DOING THE CONGA ON THAT TV PROGRAMME (THAT HAD MATT AND MATTY IN) AND ALL THE RAVERS WERE COMING OUT AND THOUGHT WE WERE DRUNK PROBABLY!!!! WELL WE WERE ON A SERIOUS HIGH AND STILL ARE!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...I'm so worried that girl will burst a lung...

I'M GONNA SCREAM AGAIN I MISSED SKANDAL ON TV THIS MORNING AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY WERE ON IT!!!!!! THIS IS UNFAIR!!!! SO FAR I HAVE MISSED ABOUT HALF THE TIMES THEY'VE BEEN ON TV!!!!!!!

LOL here's a list:
Trippers 2 (about the Beach Bash)
Channel 5 news
Nickolodean (missed that but saw on a tape someone recorded)
Pepsi Chart (missed)
Trisha Show
Hard Cash (missed)
Pop 2000 (missed)
Night Fever (this morning which was BRILLIANT!!!)
and now I miss the Big Breakfast!!!!!!! See that list!!! I NEVER see them on TV but the times I do is just brilliant!!!!!

...well...since you live just down the street from them...pack a bag & just walk in and anounce that you're moving in. *runs & hides from Katsy's mum*

LOL, well currently they are at home with their families around the rest of the country, but my friend revealed to me today she's got Matty's mobile number, dunno how,she hasnt proved its his yet, but she's definately got their tour manager's number, she phoned it today, luckily it went straight through to his answerphone and it was him!!!! LOL

But hey hey hey!!!! My friend managed to record Tell Me Cinderella off the TV onto an audio cassette so I now have it in full, and it's got Darren talking over it, which is an added bonus LOL!!! Especially towards the end when he says "Now I wanna hear you SCREAM!!!!!" (then there's loads of screaming of course! He says it at every gig and I've still yet to beg him to stop it cos it hurts my ears!!!!) then he says "not bad! But that's still not loud enough to get his clothes off!" then there's even more screaming!!

A happy new year to you all: Pandora, Pierce & Katsy. Sorry not to have been around recently!!! Noooooo, twas not cos I was "hung over" or continuously in a daze, wish I had been

Anyhow, I know we all have our pet crazes, but if you look up this website you'll see mine. Gosh (!) how I wish to could do work like that!!! shadowscapes.com/
I prob. shouldn't put up other websites, but it is soooo beautiful - Katsy - don't know if it's your thing, but have a quick butchers anyway!!!

Be in contact again when Liz goes back "from whence she came" Love her really.

SHADOWS?!?!!?! MY ECLIPSE OBSESSION IS COMING BACK!!!!!! 2 DAYS UNTIL THE TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Katsy,

are you serious? A real total eclipse of the moon? Good song title eh?! So what night exactly is this happening & roughly what time, how long will it last? I'm sending this now on Sunday evening at approx 10pm.

I'll need my nightlight on then - can't stand the dark at present!!!

Hi everyone and a very new year! New millenium actually. Yes. I'm back at the grinding mill, alive and kicking (well, somewhat anyway). Can't see neither moon nor sun as everything seems obscured by clouds (another nice title, eh Shirps?)

Yep Pierce, I like that title/lyric. Say, what about us all trying to compose a song? Forget the music for now, I'm sure we could find someone who could compose some sort of melody. That line strikes a chord (sorry!!) with me to be something sort of Enya-ish. Definitely not good ol' Tom (Jones) - he's doing well, but .....!!

The only prob. may be taking constructive criticsm from each other, I'd be OK about it, but what about the rest of you?

EG: Titles - "Obscured by Clouds", "Can't see the Eclipse", "Moon Denied", "World without a Moon", ............. (all off the cuff!). Come on Pandora, let your imagination flow!

...World without a Moon ...where's the pride?
I've tried & tried & tried...yet all I've done is cried....World without a Moon ... Issss denied....
(I've was writting music before I was old enough to reach the piano keys)
NEXT STANSA:

OK Pandora, I see you've probably already written a song on these theme, either that, or, oh boy I hate to say this , I reckon you could be a natural!!! crawl, crawl.

Ok, so you can do the music, how are we all going to get to listen to it??

Critic: Don't understand why - "where's the pride"

The sea is silent
no crashing waves
ebb & flow have gone
the shoreline is saved!

CRITIC!!!!!! ...it rhymes and then in the NEXT stansa you bring in the SHAME...
Crititc: You ended the problem of the shoreline too quickly....guess it could be a fast Mexican Hat Dance!

"I've come to you with open heart...but all you do is tear my World apart. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I came...but all you do isss
cause me shame....World without a Moon denied"...

IT'S 6:42PM ON TUESDAY AND ENDS JUST BEFORE 10PM!!!!!! RED MOOOOOOOOOOOOON ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Katsy, guess I won't need the nightlight afterall

Pandora, yep, I agree too quick, but hey I did it on the spur of the moment - can you expand it?

OK, pride then shame, what's next? guilt?

Does it HAVE to rhyme completely?

I'll think on it, but Rrrrrr just got in so I suppose this is all for tonight