h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now I get it, Pandora, but that was not me. (Should have been, I know, but I have to be honest). Can't bother to check the backlog, but I think it was Kes.

Anyways, glad we sorted that out. Got me quite confused. As if I wasn't confused enough .

Went to Germany for a day long "field trip" with four of my friends yesterday. Ever seen the britsh sitcom "Kepping up appearances"? - well we call our little gang "FC Onslow". Says it all, really. Katsy will probably know what I'm talking about.

I grew up in a town that was famous for its seagulls, Katsy. Sailors have a special relationship with these birds, you know! I hope yours gets well soon!

Well my parents took it to the vet and they said he was just tired, and eye was injured, they're keeping him in for a few days then they will release him!

Great news, Katsy!

Wonder where Pandora is. Probably taking a beauty sleep again. Can she ever get more beautiful?

And why not?? The squeeking girl gets the boy...or some such!

* offers Pan his last oil*

Thank you Pierce. And yes when a sailor sees a gull...that means "Land Oh!!"

Oh, it was Kasia who gave me the blue goo couch!!!!! It's now going on 9 am & I still haven't been to bed!!!! I'm sooooo
sleepy...I have JUST laid down on the couch @ the Pub, so I'll be asleep for at least 20 hours. ~hugs all around~Pan
(best take something for the tummy...I just ate myself sober...
I don't feel so good-hic! Pardon )

Kes or Kasia, what difference does it make - as long as you get a good long sleep, my princess?

Hmmm me needs a long sleep too. I swear the teachers in our school are all SADISTS!!!! They throw us out in the freezing cold for 20 MINUTES for a fire drill, they're all wearing their big heavy coats, we're freezing our a**es off, and the 6th formers are all wearing big heavy coats and THEY ARE LET BACK IN FIRST!!!!! No wonder I feel so ill!!!! Ah well, so me and Ally hit Southend High Street and I got some combat trousers and a top that says "NY City"on it, and very nice they are too She also bought me some earrings and yes, I got more hairdye, from the same place that supplies Skandal their hair gel

Can't wait to see a picture of that! What coulor dye are you into now?

Hi, Pandora, Pierce & Katsy

A HAPPY CHRISTMAS & VERY MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

Sorry, I have a backlog again to read - hope you are all OK & will be with you again soon. I'm sure you haven't really missed me anyway - crawl, crawl

Lots of Love to you all
Shirps XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX etc!

We have so missed you SHIRPS!!!

Katsy, I think you would look grand with dark purple hair. *ducks & runs from Katsy's mum* Red & purple would be even better with your skin tone!!!

Pierce, you're just the cutest pirate I have ever seen!

Yes, you'd better hide from my mum Pandora! I was almost going to buy some permanent red hair dye the other day, I was standing in the queue, ready to pay for it, then I chickened out!!! My friend was trying to persuade me to buy it as she thought it was cool, it seems to be I'm the trendsetter, cos she's gone in for dyeing her hair now! She bought a red-purple colour, and I dyed it for her so it looks really cool!
I was thinking of dyeing my hair blonde so it would go bright red, well, it's my birthday soon!!!!!!

And I got another e-mail from Skandal!!! They've just finished the 5ive tour and are off home to their families for a well earned rest for a few weeks, then it's back to the studio! Awww makes you love 'em even more, plus it was James's 21st birthday last Friday! We've yet to learn what he did for it!

Ooo-Ooo-I know-I know...he got older.

Dont we all

And IT'S MY 15TH BIRTHDAY SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and I think you should all pop along to http://www.geocities.com/katsy4skandal

merry christmass people

And happy Chanukah

Katsy, don't be mad, (not that you would) but I've forgotten you date of birth! I shall wirte them ALL down if you wil ALL tell me the dates.
Shirps....skip the backlog....live for the monent!
I truely hope you all had a wonderful holiday!!!!
Now, Happy New Year.....I shall be here as often as possible, however, my boss has aksed me to work extra hours during the holidays as folks are a bit more needy during this time.

BIG HUGS & LOT S O' KISSES TO GO 'ROUND!!!!!! ~PAN

I think I'll take the first of those and return it imidiately

20TH JANUARY 1986 WRITE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!