h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry Vince, I've blundered in! Pandora, as you can see, has explained.

Aaaaaaaaah, so nobody gives you any sympathy Pirouet? So how come you'll have a quiet b'day? I reckon we can all make a big noise to disturb him - eh what?

Pandora, "Oz" as in Australia? Liz just sent me another - i'll e it to you.

How can Pir. be so cruel - didn't he ever see Bambi? I still cry!!

"Well, I did as Pierce told me to do...now I have a shattered picture window, the snow's blowing in...and then there's the matter of that dead, winged pig on the front lawn!!!!"
"HAAAAAAALP!!!!!"

I'll try a wing, please!

I think we should repear the window first it is the least we can do if she will be feeding us

"Would you chaps be wanting that pig: RAW or BURNT? I keep trying to tell Pierce that I'm NOT a domestic. But I do think repairing the window is in order. And let's not forget to compliment me on my fine marksmanship! (Pierce this is lesson 175...how women want to be treated) And to think, you WERE doing so well! No matter....there's a grill in the garage... double burners, & a side grill. See what the cat's dragged in for side dishes. Bon Appitite, my pig eating friends." *tosses another log onto the fire place*

Ma life, ma boys(& girls)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with hands outstretched, palms upwards!

Would that be double-glazed?

*Looks up from the reperd window*
well it is a little late if it is
nice marksmanship by the way Pan
oh and if you have not gessed Ime back...for ho long I dont know but such is life

Hey, I never suggested that YOU should cook for us, Pandora! (You know what they say: Never trust a skinny (or, in your case obviously: a slim) chef!)

And I never mistrusted you marksmanship in the first place. After all: Who asked you (and very politely, I might add!) to shoot?

Now that the window is repaired and I've managed to grill the kill I suggest we eat it. I'll have a wing, as I mentioned earlier (never ate a pigs wing before, you see). Somebody pass me the mustard, please. And a helluvalot of , there's a good lad or lass (whoever comes first)!

What are you waiting for? Dig in!

Er, Shirps, thank you for stepping in to help the lads with their meal...I can't eat my friends...and animals are my friends! Now clear that mess from the grill, & I'll make us normal (well normal for h2g2) folks a nice grilled pizza!
It is nice to have the window repaired, as the snow has turned to rain. Here's a nice bottle of dark rum...there's also a nice white wine chilling in the fridge, I do believe the pig would be considerd white meat (gag) therefore a white wine is in order. I think I'll have a dry merlot with the pizza...pick your posin.....

Go ahead, love, grill your compost if you must!

I am not sure a pig would be considered white meat. But you should always serve white wine with poultry. And a flying pig must be - er, well, never mind...

Let's cut through the argument and settle for the dark rum - as in . Cheers!

...never saw the add on TV for pork eh? It's called:The Other White Meat....Cheers Dears!!!!!

I thought that was chicken...oh well anything to wash this pig down with?

...if you though chicken was the OTHER white meat...what was the original white meat? Afraid of what the answer might be!!!!!

you really want me to awnswer that?

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, time to go dye, er, color, um, wash my hair...the grey, er, the white, um, the BLONDE is starting to show...

See you later.....have a nice Sunday....xox~Pan

oh well I wont then
Tffn

I died as of 3:30 this afternoon

That remark, Katsy, at this present moment in time is NOT funny.

My sentiments exactly...although I am wondering why??

Easy now, boys and girls. Don't be too hard on Katsy. She can't possibly have read all of the backlog and thus doesn't know that Bobs sister is slowly dying.

Now that she knows she is probably devastated because of her last posting. Well, we all would, wouldn't we?

So there.

Face it, Katsy, you put your foot in. But that happens to all of us (yes, it most certainly has happened to me. Many times. And still does). Fact of life. Live with it.

Bob, I wish the best for your sister, yourself, your family and friends. I know it's hard. Believe me. I've been there - more than once.

To both of you and the rest of you (including myself): How many times have we told sick and silly jokes about death & diseases - not meaning anything by it? This will not stop just because we suddenly encounter the real thing. And I'm not even sure it should. Humor can be a way out of dire straits, among other things.

Hope this did not sound too political correct

love & peace all around!