h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"We'll need to start a new thread for the birthday parties, as this has been known to be a party kind of place."

"And St.B., you have no idea how pron Katsy is to putting her foot into....so, Katsy will be 15 & Bob, 18? Right?"

St Bob, you have NO idea! I have met Skandal 4 times in the past 6 months, so it would be embarrasing if they found out! I never say on the Skandal website who my fave member is just in case he finds out, cos he's met me enough times to know who's writing it!

Yup, I'll be 15!!!! Woopeee!!!! Exactly 2 months to go!

AHHHH...I remember 15.....can't tell you about it though...you're not old enough!

*starts to sing: those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing & dance forever & a day....*

Not old enough? Will you tell me on my birthday then? Except I'll be too busy partying that day!

When you're 21 I'll tell you what I was doing when I was 15!

Oh, behave!

(no, you don't have to tell me you DID see that coming, Pandora,'caus I know you did! )

So, Katsy, your birthday is january 20? Tell me one thing: Do you believe in astrology?

Bob will be !8 but shall be ofline for about month or so the family suitation has got worse

21??????? You're sounding like my brother!

LOL you would NEVER have guessed what happened!!!!! We were driving back to my house and were playing the game of "I wonder what Skandal are doing right now?", and my friend said "probably down the pub", we were at the crossroads waiting at the traffic lights......then SKANDAL'S CAR WITH ALL 4 OF THEM INSIDE DROVE RIGHT PAST US!!!! Like, when's that ever gonna happen??? We were screaming and waving, but they wouldn't have seen us cos their windows were steamed up!!!! I only knew it was them cos it was their car, I recognised the driver as their tour manager, then behind we could just about make them out!!!

3 WEEKS TO GO UNTIL I SEE THEM AT WEMBLEY ARENA!!!!!!

Who art thou Vince? Not Bob's dad? Has he been overdoing the surfing thing???? Or is it more seeeeeeriiiiiiououououous than that?

Great to hear you got stuck in there Pandora, keep fighting, the world needs people like you.

I have this little yellow sticky square piece of paper that has been hanging around for sometime & guess what's written on it? Go on, guess ............... Yep! A date 9/12/.. (never give an age away!). So now I discover who it belongs to!!!!!!!

Come on Pan, we can't celebrate Christmas, New Year, Easter and your B'day all in the same two months. Afore ye say anyting. A week after Christm. ends, there are Choccy Eggs in the shops over here!!!!
I went into a shop today & my ears were bombarded by Christmas carols, already, ma life!!!!

Anyway, I've decided, forget the rest, just let's celebrate Pandora's birthday for the next few months. Hic! I've begun already!

(By the by - we sold 11 paintings during our 1 day exhib. last Saturday. Just finished all accounts & writing the artists' cheques to them!!!)

Pan - I have to own up - I'm thick, didn't fully understand the 2nd Oz thing. Yes, i am aware of the voting problems over there in the U.S. Ta for the other warning - it's been spread!!

All for now y'all - I'll be seeing you
Shirps

Shirps...I've been indulging in several martinis..*hic-pardon*
I' not doing well in a virtual game of strip poker...I kept pretending I was drinking...so I sent Bear to the grocery for olives!!! *hic*
And....it's 12-09-56....so there!! Everyone younger...who dosent' know enough to appreacteat9 (check THAT sp! HA!) an older woman...can just BITE ME! It's the martinis talking...

Way to go on the paintings...I think you should receive a small comission on the sale of each & every one!

This is for Katsy: SKANDAL!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Pierce...wise chap.

Probably because I'm way older than you, my little spring chicken

LOL!!!!!! We reckon if we dressed as police officers we could have stopped them for speeding!!!!! LOL!!!!! That's their tour manager for you! He drives so fast we don't get the chance to even shout "HELLLOOO!!!" at them!

OK Pandora

The Society gets the commission, but I just work for nothing because I just "love to be a volunteer"

Shall I tell 'em all that I am ..... gulp ..... hmmmm ...... oh dear ...... the shame of it .......oh well ........ here goes: I am OLDER than you by 6 months.

Oh woe is me, oh glumness.

And don't say you're as old as what you feel, Rrrrrr is 15 years older than me!!!!!!!

I don't believe in age any more, so there.

Katsy, I am really younger than you are - in mind anyway!!!! Keep on lovin' that group, you groupie!!!!!

Pirouet, sorry I'm programmed to that now, so, how many years makes up a "way"?

"Vince, sorry to hear that St Bob's family is having such a time of it. (for those who do not yet know, his Sister is slowly dying, at home) We ALL wish the best. I know there is an afterlife. It's not a 'belief' it's 'knowedge'."

"Er, hope I didn't shock you with my lude behavior at the Pub the other night." *tries to force a blush-gets a headache-yet no blush*

"Shirps...what do you me Oz? You lost me..." *insert snide remark from Pierce here*

"Pierce, you charmer!!!! I'm no Spring Chicken...but I ain't the last rasin in the box either!"

"For Kasty: SKANDAL......WHOO-HOO!!!"

Shirps, you're younger than me eh? I'll take your word for it, and I'll only be a groupie for another year and less than 2 months

As we keep saying "SKANDAL SKANDAL SKANDAL SKANDAL SKANDAL SKANDAL SKANDAL!!!!!!!!!"

"I just LOVE those YOUNG MEN!!!!" (Skandal's oldest fan)

"Did I forget to say??? When I hit forty, I began to get a year younger each birthday!" (RL neighbors thought I was between 28-35...I remember 28... ) "And I am not turning gery, I'm becoming blonde! Well, I WAS blonde when I was a child."
*hmm, reminds me of a Pink Floyd song..."when I was a child I caught a fever...my hands felt just like two ballons...I cannot explain, you would not understand.....I have become comfortablely numb...*

(we just watched several white tail deer along the tree line, but for the first time we didn't see the Buck! I hope they haven't killed him...the fellows about this area have been after hin for years...we try to keep him safe in our woods...he's a nine pointer...the number of points on hie antlers)

Well, Shirps, you know how we "numeral dyslectics" count: One, two, many...

Hehe, I'm not telling you my age. I'm planning on having a very very quiet birthday, hehehe!

Pierce...a quiet birthday??????? Was that a pig I just saw fly by?!?

Where? Shoot the damn animal! I could do with a nice roast! Hehehe.

Sorry been offline for a bit...
no I am not Bobs dad (he hates him so do I ) just his friend, canoeing instructor and other such joys. and yes it is more serous than overdoing the surfing....

and I think the pig was out side the window...and who will be at this quiet birthday depending on the company I can think of lots of reasons for there to be very little talking