h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehehe. No, my nose is allright, but you should hear my voice. I am able to sing deeper than Lee Marvin in "Paint you waggon"

*starts singing*

I-i-i-i was bo-o-o-o-rn under a wa-a-a-nd'ring sta-a-a-r-r-r-r...

"Er, I think I like your natural voice better Now, I wouldn't do this for JUST anybody...*Pan reaches into a pouch tied around her waist and takes a handfull of magic dust...blows it right in Pierce's face* whoo...there now, you'll be back to your old self, er not old, but, ya' know what I mean, in no time!!!"

Thank you, dearest! I feel I am already going there!

Old self? Funny you should say that. The thing is the doctor told me I have regained the astma/bronchitis/lung-condition I had when I was two years old!

Well I suspected that for some time anyway and it's not that bad. He gave me some medicine - so now I can go to bed without fearing I wake up again dead!

Along with this medicine I also have codeine and alcohol and a helluvalot of good music - so who's complaining?

Ah, well - the love of my life could live a little closer to me. That would be nice!

See ya!

I do so hope you feel better! My lungs started giving me trouble a few years ago. The hospital put me through Hell. I left after a week against Dr.'s orders. A hospital is no place to get well!!!
They found a black spot on my left lung they think is cancer...well, big shock...Duh! I've smoked nearly everything I could get my hands on since the tender age of 13 My one Uncle (Max) is a Dr. & set me up with a nebulizer & enough meds to get me through the next decade. So, no more gasping trips to the ER!

If your love is the ONE, perhaps a move will be in the near future? Each day is one to hold dear. And if you have a Dear to hold...so much the better! Take Care! (please) XOX~Pan

Arrgh! I HATE nebulizers! I used to be on them constantly when I was younger, and they were so annoying!

Pan if you have any messages for Skandal tell me cos this time next week I should be hanging out with them again....expect me to come on here hyper once again

I AM getting better (if somewhat slower than I would like to), thanx!

I never smoked very much. Never got really addicted to it, you see? I still smoke an occasional cigarette after a good meal with friends and such. And I believe I may do it again. But right now I haven't got even the slightest urge!

I just found out this girl who's in some of my classes i on drugs, she doesn't take them much but it's her no good boyfriend's fault that she's carrying on, she only does it to impress him.......

Katsy, you DO like to BREATH though right?
I would only tell S'K'andal (hee-hee) that I'm pulling for them in the US & I'm contacting everyone I can think of who might be of help to them. You can give them my E address if they want more info. (please assure them I'm NOT a hyper teen!!!)

Pierce, get better...and I mean what I say & am quite use to getting my way! My friends are amazed...I 'bum' a smoke about 3-4 times a year & that's all I every crave. Birds of a feather ... XOX

My grandad got told to cut it when he had a stroke, he went from smoking 60 a day to 20 and still lived till 83!

OK I can give Skandal your addy, actually tbh it's best to mail their management, [email protected] and you should get a reply, I know I have done twice. Or there's always [email protected] which is direct to the guys themselves, if they ever get to read ALL those e-mails , I've only e-mailed [email protected] and [email protected] birthday wishes, I might get Matt a belated b-day card if I can scrape the money together...I need £5 when I see them next week as a train fair then the next week I need £12 to buy all those copies of the single! There are 2 CD versions and the cassette version and I want them all! There's another crazed fan I met on the net who has given me her address to send her the single, she lives in Canada...and like me she wants all versions...Pan, PLEASE don't ask me for all the versions cos it'll cripple me!

Oh and I came across this web page http://www.geocities.com/skandaluk/gallery7.html , these pics were only taken last Thursday so they are nice and recent

Hi, just dropping in to the sick bay to see how everyone is doing!
Pan, are YOU feeling better? I can see Katsy's back to normal. As for Pierce, what is normal for a pirate? Sorry about the tissues comment - any decent pirate would of course just wipe his nose on his sleeve.
Wz

Normal? I'm getting in the mood....one week to go, if not less......

"There's a convoy gathering now, you can't see for miles around
If you wanna join us, COME ON DOWN!
All night long we do it, so...

NY to LA we're representing
Big shout out to the Europeans
We're on a champagne highway
From London town to New York City
On a foxtrot, yeah yeah
We're on a champagne highway
nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah......"

Those are the ultra cool lyrics to Champage Highway!

Decent pirate? Now it is my turn to laugh! Decency does not sound very pirate-like...

"I think you'll find 'our' WZ very polite!" *evil grin*

got that one wrong didn't I.

LOL I just phoned up the radio station and shocked the DJ when I said "hi it's Katsy the crazed Skandal fan here!" What outragous thing can I say tomorrow night to guarentee he'll put me on? Pandora I'm asking your advice here!

"Well dear, you COULD tell him, "I'd swim through a sea of sharks wearing a seal skin coat!"

LOL, uh....dunno if that would go down well........he was pretty shocked with Katsy the crazed Skandal fan!

I'm now gonna e-mail him and ask him to trash that stoopid Supersister song and keep playing the new Corrs one......

Or you could say "Hi, it's Pandora!" - now that should REALLY freak him out!

(Hi Wazungu! Actually I am very decent (for a pirate that is))

"Another good one from the sage: Pierce! Do as I do, say, It's amazing Grace from outter space! LOL!!! Tell him you'd swim thru a sea os sharks in a seal skin coat, just to hear Skandal play one more note! Why give him a name?"

"I understand that our pirate IS decent...he cleans his ears reguarly with the nearest hook availble!"