h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"You are so right Pierce! Katsy's the daughter I never had! (thank
God for small miricals!" JJJ)

Why does some schmuckina sitting in a house built from a forest get to have a mac while i, sitting in my multi storyed high rise apartment (well, the building is 3 stories high and my house is roughly the size of the puddle you stepped i yesterday) get a stupid '96 windows PC slower than a snail with a clogged slime duct?
life...it doth not be fair.
and yet. somehow.
it goes on

Them's the breaks. Into every life a little rain must fall, I guess. Here in Tassie we don't even have Windows 96. So count your blessings and be of good cheer.

Windows '96? Didn't know it existed!

Soz Pandora you're not the only one who's adopted me! There's about 2 others and my real mummy is still holding onto me! LOL

Anyway as for me seeing Skandal A THIRD TIME I'm very happy! Darren kissed me twice as well! (babe or what?and much to the jealousy of my friends), James was chatting to my friend on MY MOBILE PHONE AGAIN (so did Darren actually), and James was talking to her for so long Matt shouted at him he was holding up the queue, so he just about got time to say goodbye to my friend before Matt literally snatched the phone from him and chatted to my friend! LOL!
Also the infamous banner ("BIG UP FOR DA SKANDAL MASSIF!") I held up at the Essex FM beach bash where I last saw Skandal actually perform live got signed by all 4 members! My friend who was on the phone also managed to get her banner from that event to me to get it signed by the lads. I forgot to take it to school the next day to pass it onto her and had her phoning me Friday evening calling me a nutcase! Excuse me! I got it signed didn't I? And I let her phone me and hold up a queue full of people (who do we blame, her, me, or James?). Anyway Matt is definately the funniest one of the group-everything he does makes me larrf!!!! They were on channel 5 Friday morning and he was the only one awake, and when asked "who's the messiest?" he shouted "It's gotta be Matty! He has his underwear hanging from the lampshades!!!"

AND AT LONG LAST CHAMPAGNE HIGHWAY IS OUT TOMORROW OCTOBER 2ND TO BUY!!!!! ANYONE WHO IS A UK RESIDENT AND READING THIS GO OUT AND BUY IT!!!! IT'S A BRILLAINT SONG!

"This is for Elivis, etc...first what the 'L do you mean:Why does some ...whatever it was you called me ... sitting in a house built from a forest get to have an iMac while you have a Windows 96?
I put windows in my cabin in '96, if that makes you feel any better!?!" *Next this fellow will be trying to tell me he actually knows how to use a Mac?!?* "My normal response would be to just tell you to 'bite me'...but I'd like to know more, please, do tell"

Gooday Pandora,

I don't know exactly what a schmuckina is, but it doesn't sound that crash hot. Elvis was probably trying to get your attention, in which case he succeeded rather well. What is it about you that has us blokes falling over each other trying to chat you up? (Walter stalks off, a bit jealous, can't understand why Pandy wants to know more about Elvis, mutters darkly that she should tell the schmuck to take a bus back to loserville).

Walter

Actually, what I meant was I have a 96 PC with windows 95. but that's beside the point.
As for a schmuckina, its a female schmuck! (yes, it IS one of my own, how EVER did you guess. By it's lameness, perhaps? or it's staleness? Or it's utter stupidity? Either way, they're all Elvis [me, not the King] trademarks.) <---pretty neat trick, eh? The bracket in a bracket bit? Yes, I know, i'm brilliant.
About macs.
i do, as a matter of fact, know how to use one, and i plan on getting one later this month. Then we can bond. We'll be brothers! (or sisters, if thats how you prefer it)
And about that 'please, do tell' bit: Good grief, that's dripping with so much sarcasm, it's infectious. My (windows..sigh) error message just said "Gee, do YOU think the file exists?"
Nice going Pandora (which is a nice song by Tori Amos), you just infected Caffiene Jr. (that's what I call my hard drive)[hehehe. he said hard]
Anyway, i'm begining to ramble.
I must go before i completely lose it.

"Well Walter, what can I say? In my case 'virtual' seems to imitate life. Mac has made it possible to prove to those who say it's the way I look at a fellow (with my big brown eyes), or whatever other body part I've been accused of using to lure men to the brink of insanity. Here, I have it in black & white, men teasing me all over the place. And without ever seeing a single hair on my head. So, does that mean men actually like me for my brain?" (I'm not as dumb as I look) 8-P
"You're just so cute Walter! Whenever I seem to have the slightest bit of what could potentially turn into a 'situation'...along
you come! Riding in on your white steed! Ready to defend a
solitary woman against all who might affront her charater . (actually, it's more like a p**sing contest, with all those male hormones, and fragile egos. tisk-tisk.) I do believe you helped shoo poor old Pete away altogether. What am I to do with you?
This must be a bit like having an overly protective brother watching my every move."
"I like a person who makes up a word to fit a situation! Perhaps it's because I do so myself quite often. And (barring any typos) the word, in and of itself, sounds like a Mexican (female) form of the word : 'schmuck'. Now, not one to be the 'door mat' type of lady, I could not, with good conscious allow Elvis, etc. to come from out of the blue and blindside me, without some form of retaliatetaliatory intervention. Perhaps the poor chap is having a rough go of it and he's just venting? Or maybe he's mentally afilicated in a manner that causes him to insult people he dosen't know. A type of Turette's of the mouth as it were? Or he could just be a sniper...the 'hit & run' type. Let's just see if he even returns?" *take care all, I've switch to speaking with clients during the daylight hours! weee, no more arising at mid-night to start work. tonight was my (hopefully) last graveyard shift. So, my
h2g2 time will be slightly different. but at least I'll be well rested. I
guess I'm only nocturnal when it comes to 'fun' things! * ~Pan

Hi Pandora!
No more night shifts, eh? Good for you! I used to work night shifts years ago. Didn't do my health no good. These days I rise at 5.10 A.M. and work from 6 to 12 (well, sometimes I go on till 1 or 2 P.M.). Those are early hours, but that's okay. I have no trouble getting up early and I have a lot of free time during the daylight hours this way. Only problem is I tend to fall asleep around 10.30 P.M. That's no problem on weekdays - but it also happens on parties fridays and saturdays... And partying with alcohol does NOT ease the problem, LOL!

*whispers to Pierce: take a little nap before you go out for the evening* "Yep, I'm a real party animal. I'm going to my class reunion this week-end. Then next week-end I'm going to a Bikers Club party. Cool huh?" *whispers, you can bet, I'm gonna take naps...in fact I think I'll go take one right now. gotta' keep in shape ya' know*

Sleep well in the arms of Morpheus my princess. Gather as much strenght as you can.

And then:




PARTY ON, DUDETTE!!!

ARRRGH!!!!

OK, SO AS FAR AS SKANDAL ARE CONCERNED IT'S GREAT BUT FOR ME I'M NOT HAPPY......EVERY SHOP IN TOWN HAS SOLD OUT OF SKANDAL SINGLES!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO ORDER MY COPIES TO MAKE SURE WHEN THEIR NEXT DELIVERY COMES THROUGH BUT THEY TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY AS THEY'LL HAVE PLENTY!!!!

MAYBE THEY WILL BEAT EMINEM AND ALL SAINTS TO NUMBER 1 THIS WEEK!!!!!!!! I THINK THEY WILL!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kids kids kids
stop that squabling (or is it squabbling) zis instant.
Deed eet occur to yoo keeds zat ze ol' ilvis waz zust venting hees envee aboot nto havin' a mac.
but dus anybudy oonderstand hees poor mental state at having oosed a PC for 3 years? noooooo
'ee dont get no sympathy
sniff
nobody loves him

Aww we do but talking to me is not good right now cos I'm totally obsessed with Skandal at the minute, and I have been since November last year!

Well I phoned up the local radio station where it's literally become radio Skandal! They keep having people phoning up saying hi cos Darren from Skandal phoned in earlier and said they are listening closely! I'm just waiting to see if he plays my conversation with him (the DJ) on the radio cos I told him about everywhere I went was sold out! I also said I was wondering if Skandal remembered me from the girl in Southend Topshop with the phone and Stressed Eric folder piled high with stuff to sign, and said some of it was for people in America (that's YOU Pandora!) and Canada! If he gets me on I'll send you a copy of me on the radio with the Skandal CD!

BTW don't ask me about Macs. I have a designer PC so it's unique, any questions on that are welcome

SKANDAL ARE NUMBER 5 IN THE ESSEX FM TOP 30 THAT IS ACE MAN WE KNEW THEY COULD DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gooday Two Feathers,

You needn't worry about Pete, I see he is still polluting cyber space with his insincere messages of carnal devotion to you and that hussy Moondancer (see Relationships forum). I plead guilty to a fragile ego, and the male hormones, but what in the name of waltzing Matilda is a p**sing contest? Like further, higher or just more? What are you to do with me? Just keep the hugs and the kind words coming. Take care,

Walter

Hey, where's Pandora gone? OK she was here 4 hours ago..........anyway, Darren from Skandal phoned up the radio station earlier and he's really happy us Skandal fans have practically cleared the shops of Champagne Highway copies! But he said "never fear, they will have plenty more copies tomorrow!" I hope so I cos I ain't got my copy yet and I've been wating 11 MONTHS FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!

No.5, eh? That's not Skandal - that's an outrage!

who the heck is skandal?

THE BEST BOYBAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!

And can you believe this? I was in the record store queueing up to pay for the single, and this is what happened:
the guy behind us points at the CD and says "well done for buying it!", I turn around and yelp "you're the tour manager aren't you!" and it was! It was the infamous Fletch, Skandal's tour manager! He told us Skandal are doing a live interview on Essex FM tonight so asked our names so we could get a mention, I said "Katsy, it's my nickname" and he said he wanted my real name, I said "Esti, but when I post on their message board I post as Katsy, so that way more people will know it's me" and he said "Ah so YOU'RE Katsy! I've seen your name quite a few times!" I can't believe that!!!!! Skandal's tour manager even knows my name!!!!!