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High from Gwennie

Post 541

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

No, there is no why when it comes to english, there just is. I am grateful I never had to learn it. We are lurking above Deimos? I feel dizzy, nauseous, pulled into two directions at once.!!!


High from Gwennie

Post 542

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Erm.....Why are the oyster's winking at us? Is it the gravatational forses at work or are they masochistic? In Thai oyster's are called ~hoi lang num~ hoi is also the word they use for pussy. It is a very down to earth language without great amounts of grammer but has it's own degree of difficulty with all the different tones. One word can have 5 meanings, depending on how you sing it. Rising tone, falling tone, middle tone, at the start, at the end. Hard work for a Canadian who has a very flat accent"

smiley - cool


High from Gwennie

Post 543

Gwennie

*Comes round from a nightmare involving wet towels and trouser snakes*

I grew up in England and still couldn't tell you why the English language does some of the things it does, Pierce! smiley - biggrin (Personally, I put it down to my failed education and being a bit thick! smiley - tongueout)

*Thinks hard for a minute which really gives her a headache and peers out of the port window at Deimos*

Pierce...err...Won't we cease to exist if we bump into ourselves in another reality? smiley - bigeyes


High from Gwennie

Post 544

Pandora

Naw...not to worry Gwennie! I did that very thing once when I took a four way hit of window pane...I didn't know it was for ALL of us!
smiley - biggrin I spent two days with myself in another reality...and I'm just dandy...and I'm just dandy...and I'm just dandy...and I'm just dandy...*wacks head with palm of hand* Wha?!?

Pierce since I was so poorly educated in math, yet had an amazingly high I.Q. (I think it had something to do with all those 'mind expanding' drugs I use to take) I can give you some stats on the English language: The English language has the largest vocabulary of ANY language...with 616,500 words. The next largest vocabulary 185,000 words, is German...my poor mind is a well of useless knoweldge...& I don't seem to be able to turn it off. So, in conclusion...nobody really understands or knows all of English.....if they do, they are by now completely insane!
~Peace and Love~Pan smiley - biggrin


High from Gwennie

Post 545

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

First of all: We are not going to Deimos ourselves. I sent spy-bots instead. Better be on the safe side. No idea in getting hurt - or even killed - twice at the same time in different time zones. You follow? 'Caus I don't. That's why I'm staying here. smiley - silly

Sultandude, maybe the oysters are answering to the famous poem "The Walruss and the Carpenter" in which one of the characters suddenly says "Oh, oysters, come and walk with us"?

Language problems are known all over the world. Maybe more in the "big languages" (=large vocabularies)? I wouldn't know but it would make some sort of sense, I think.

I grew up with german and danish and had absolutely no clue why I said the things I said the way I said them. Had to investigate it though when I became a professional. (I still don't know nearly as much as I ought to, but don't tell anyone - at least not my employer smiley - winkeye)

It may surprise you that danish is one of the oldest and 20 largest languages in the world. There are still more danish words in english than there are english in danish (this never seizes to surprise elderly danes, who are afraid of the angloamerican influence on our language and culture).

Mark Twain said americans and englishmen were separated by a common language. He also said english is the only language in the world that consists entirely of foreign words - that are all pronounced wrong... smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


High from Gwennie

Post 546

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"That's my girl! Window pane huh? Went down a similar though somewhat extended run of Daffy Duck. veeeerrrry miiiiiiinnnnnnnnddddd exppppppppppanddddddddddddddddding!smiley - rose

smiley - cool


High from Gwennie

Post 547

Gwennie

*Sits with eyes wide having listened to Pan and Pierce, her mind on complete over-load and smoke escaping from her ears and slips into a Scottish accent*

It's tae much knowledge, Cap'n. I cannae take any more! smiley - silly

*Passes out with a thud to the floor, drool leaking from a corner of her mouth*


High from Gwennie

Post 548

Pandora

My friend Craig...who graduated college at age 16 made wonderful 'pure' LSD at the chem. lab at college. (he is now a professor @ a college & still trips every Fri. & Sat.!!!! ) We had GOALS....like on the last day of school in the 9th grade we took Mesc...everyday until the 1st day of 10th grade (which was the start of 'High' School. smiley - biggrin I'm thinking of donating my body to science. My old friends just want to creamate my & snort the ashes! smiley - biggrin


High from Gwennie

Post 549

Gwennie

I'd use 'em to fertilise my roses! smiley - tongueout

*Goes back to her insanity and continues to drool* smiley - silly


High from Gwennie

Post 550

Pandora

*rolls Gwennie over...wipes the spittle...elevates her feet ...&
covers with a nice velour blanket stolen, er picked up at the last nice Hotel I stayed in.*

Girls are sssssoooooooo emotional! Sheesh! *puts another motion sickness patch bhind her ear when nobody's looking*


High from Gwennie

Post 551

Gwennie

*Dreams about real life and Christmas shopping and starts to moan and twitch nervously in her sleep* smiley - bigeyes


High from Gwennie

Post 552

Pandora

*reaches into pouch...brings out handful of doggie downer dust & blows it in Gwennie's face* Ahh...she's so pretty when the drool stops! smiley - biggrin


High from Gwennie

Post 553

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*Pierce slips out to the bridge and rummages around with nav-bots and com-bots and sets the controls for the heart of the ship. Then goes to the galley and shuts the door behind him. Vague familiar noises of electric kitchen untensils are heard. A food-bot enters with a tray of smiley - stout, roast chicken with garlic and potato salad*

The smiley - pirate himself is nowhere to be seen...


High from Gwennie

Post 554

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Sounds like the prof. and I are like minded individuals in that particular area, and as for mesc. I think that is one cool buzz."

smiley - cool


High from Gwennie

Post 555

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*Coffe-bot arrives with a tray filled with smiley - coffee and a note from the smiley - pirate that reads "after 17 hours on mesc. you will probably want this. It's made on freshly roasted and ground mexican coffee-beans smiley - biggrin*

smiley - pirate


High from Gwennie

Post 556

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Cheers dude! Had a rather quiet night last night to allow the body to recover a bit."

smiley - cool


High from Gwennie

Post 557

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Aye, then you are probably ready for another day in weightlessness? I have to leave, unfortunately. Got a boring meeting on the board to attend smiley - yawn

smiley - pirate


High from Gwennie

Post 558

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Aye, then you are probably ready for another day in weightlessness? I have to leave, unfortunately. Got a boring meeting on the board to attend smiley - yawn

smiley - pirate


High from Gwennie

Post 559

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Wonders why everyone always ignores her. Looks in the mirror and finds she is invisible!*

I am wondering why I am invisible? smiley - ghost


High from Gwennie

Post 560

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

When did I ever ignore you - er, er, whatsyournameagaian? smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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