h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah, this way it's way more entertaining for the crew



PS: Yes, I'm back - again! - and may be tomorrow too, but dec. 30. I definitely WILL be off!

*Emerges from the bathroom, somewhat dishevelled and groaning*

Hic! *Burp* Can someone please reach this zip for me?

*Fidgets with obvious desperation and discomfort*

*Pulls at the zipper, but it gets stuck halfway down. Begins to struggle with it.*

Its caught in your shirt.

TO THE RESCUE! *pulls zipper so fast that shirt is torn off* Oooops, sorry!

Gosh thanks Pierce!

*Dives through the bathroom doorway and groans of relief can be heard from outside*

*Looks at Pierce.*

You seem down. Have a , and a .

*Emerges from the bathroom, pulling a new shirt on*

Cor! Talk about immense relief! Ooh! Please tell me it's dairy-free...

Alright, it's dairy free...

*has no idea if this is actually true *

Hello all , Don't blame me, it's Gwennies fault for asking me here in the first place...

Hoorah! I'm sure the boys and girls won't mind some fresh (and hopefully) dressed meat...err...I mean "company".

Psst! Be nice to Pierce though as it's his ship and we're hiding behind a moon not far from Deimos at the moment (unless that darned has got us lost again...

I think Pierce is off line until the New Year and Sultandude should currently be in the arms of his Princess Toy. I'm not sure about Pan as I haven't heard from her for a couple of days now although I know she was having problems with her server and had some awful weather conditions in her part of the US. I might phone her this evening to see if she's all right...

Mari-Rae should be along later (all being well).

*Munches on a piece of chocolate and offers Linus a *

I should have known we weren't too far from Deimos

Thanks for the drink

Thankfully i have sorted out my access issues for when i go away again with work next tuesday...

So, you'll still be able to play on h2g2 then?

Indeed, your holiday has come to an end

*Comes in from the galley and almost drops the tray of sandwiches she is carrying.*

Oh My Gawd. Linus! The Aussie's have landed. Things are never going to be the same, which is good because they were getting extremely dull what with the Holiday let down and all.

Good to see you! Have a sandwich. Hang on and I'll get you a Cooper's Dark Ale.

*Places the tray down and fetches him a beer.*

Now this is the life

*Mixes herself a nice large vt, and sits across from Linus.*

Cheers! How was your Christmas? And why haven't you subscribed to a chat room yet?

Methinks we scare the pants off our Aussie pal here, Mari-Rae! After all, he does tend to turn up in the forums without clothing, so heaven knows what he'd be like in a chat room!

Maybe its us then, if we are the ones scaring the pants off him, then we are the ones responsible for his penchant for nudity.

Nah! It's probably down to the suppressed extrovert in him, so when Linus gets into a forum, he immediately feel it necessary to remove his togs!

I will never understand men.

*Pan slides into the room without making a sound...taps Linus on the left sholder as she's to his right ...he looks to the left then to the right & jumps at least six inches from his seat* "Hi!"
"Care to join me in a pitcher of vodka martinis?" *looks at Mari-rae & sighs* "I heard you say, "you'll never understand men... what's to understand? You blow in their ear & they'll follow you anywhere."
"Gwennie, sorry about the zipper problems...Here's a pinch os magic dust to powder the zip with...it will never stick again...just check to be sure it's up, as this makes it forever slippery...I was thinking of putting a bit on the deck, just for grins...I think it'd be fun to watch those big shipmates take a slide!"
CHEERS TO THE NEW YEAR!!!!!!