h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Keeps rewinding one of the videos and laughing hysterically*



*wiping her eyes she stumbles over to Sultandude's page.*

*Pan stomps her foot (ouch) and with her hands on her hips...
DEMANDS to know who took the video of her under the table at the Tea Rooms with the Chipendale dancer...and why is this the first time she's seeing it!?!*
*Peers at mari-rae...glares at Gwennie* "I 'sopse you'll blame this on Lady C...as she's not here to defend herself!" RRRRRRRRR......*giggle* "No, really, I'm mad!" *snicker* "That was uncalled for...and more than likely illegal!" *covers mouths & begins to bounce in place* "I don't even remember doing THAT!!"
*bursts out laughing* "OH, don't you DARE let these chaps see this! Not that it's a side of me they haven't already seen, so to speak."
I love you ALL so...
(RL has been a totall blast...friends, drugs...booze, ya' know, the usual (insert wink here...still pissed about the ugly wink face) And I've gotten sooo many cards! And gifts.....I never expected ANY of it! It brings a tear to my eye...)

*Sultandude peeking at the video from behind the curtains thinks -What a babe!- have to try that position some day*

*Turns of Sultandude with a soda syphon and opens fire*

Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to eaves-drop?

"I'm a wet rude dude, I love rude, works well most of the time, rhymes with prude though."

"BTW h2g2 a go-go has been constructed and I am about to start interviewing have a look at my space please, please, please."

*Pops back in having obliged Sultandude's somewhat pathetic pleas to take a look at his "space" and offers him a towel*

Very nice dear! There's an "application" from moi awaiting your attentions and I also popped along to the go-go club from the link on your page. Is this "establishment" where you waste...I mean while away your free time and hard-earned dosh?

*Sniggers and winks at Mari-Rae and Pan*

"All in the name of research dear lady, it's a shitty job but someone's got to do it so the Chemical Bros. volunteered, and besides we have to meet somewhere easy on the eyes and air conditioned. More links coming soon, watch that space."

And are any of the photographs of their "clientele" of your good self?

"As a matter of fact yes, if you go to the link to Spicey Girl's a go-go which I am just about to put in my space, click on -other photo's-, then click on -more cake- and all will be revealed."

ROFL!!

Is that handsome, cake-smeared chap really YOU and what did you do to earn the caked face (or shouldn't I ask)?

"That's me! In fact a framed copy of that hangs on the wall in my local bar. It was the owner's (Martin an English biker) Birthday Party and the cake ended up all over the place. It was really a fun evening. The catering manager from here came to visit for 10 days last month and was mightily impressed with my harem. I just recieved some photo's from Princess Toy in an e-mail, when I figure out how to do it I am going to post the one of me and some of Princess Toy in my space."

I've got to see this... brb!

Not what I had pictured at all! much better looking!! *Looks at Sultandude in a whole new light!*

"Hair is longer now, kept in a pony tail, few more gray hairs, thanks for the kind words."

My hubby's an old English/Kiwi biker but he doesn't own any bars although he probably spent enough money in 'em to buy one!

*Agrees with Mari-Rae and (gently) nudges her in the ribs with her elbow and offers Sultandude some *

Hi Pan!

Heard about your little accident and yes, it is quite drafty in here. So here is a containing half a dozen panties from Victoria Station - where I knitted them myself. 100 % pure wool. One of them should fit your size

" works for me, a little Heineken to wash it down!" I tried to get a picture of Princess Toy in my space but I'm having some technical trouble, see you later. Added some more stuff though."

You look allright, dude - but I can't wait to see the princess

"Mmmm having a few technical problems with that but will get her picture there ASAP."

Well, do keep trying...the suspenders...err...suspense is killing us!