h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LOL!! If you mean the BFG one, she is a lot younger and spryer too!

Never mind, I'll bring my fridge here and you can rummage around to your heart's content. !

*The refrigerator appears... poof!*

Actually I meant 1. the one aboard this ship, 2. the one in your home and 3. the one in your home in the past (thanksgiving night) - er, that would mean there would actually only be two mari-raes present at the same time, wouldn't it?

OMG: Now I am almost as confused as Homer... I'd better repair him and let him do the thinking

First I'll have a taste of that turkey though.

Now that I think about it: Maybe I've always enjoyed leftovers even better than the - what do you call it, real thing? It may sound like blasphemy, but there you are.

"MMMMM! I enjoy leftovers sometimes too. Hi people, back in the emerald forest as of this morning, got a promotion in my absence, that was a bit hard to take in at lunch as I am exhausted. Bar opens in 35 minutes, a few Heinemikes should make me feel better. Has Her Majesty's Tax Collector paid you a visit yet girls? Pierce, too cool smiley dude!"

Welcome back! Congratulations! Have a plate of aging turkey!


erm, tax collector?

"Not into cold turkey of any nature! As for the tax man, ask Gwennie. Had a skin full off Heineken last night to celebrate and feel a tad woozy this morning but that's cool, hate feeling 100% first thing in the morning cause you know that's the best you will feel all day."

Tax man! Pah! *Kicks the nearest solid object*

Don't mention civil servants to me at the moment! I'm dealing with the b******s on two fronts at the moment!

*Crawls back under her mound of paper work and reports*

Welcome back, Sultandude! Did you see that the bar at Foxy Manor is now the longest thread in h2g2-history! Why don't we celebrate here as well?

Seeing as Gwennie dislikes meat why don't we all give her a each?

Speaking of taxmen. In order not to build up a greater debt than I already have I went to the city hall yesterday and told a nice female civil servant I wanted to pay more taxes - and in advance. She nearly had a heart attack, the poor thing, LOL!

It IS a cool smiley isn't, it? I'm really fond of the little feller

"Bubbly works for me dude, cheers!"

Hi everyone, glad to see you're all still able to sit up & suck air!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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~Pan

Uh-oh! Seems Pandora sucked too many of those

I have NOT had too many of anything...thank you very much.
By the begining of the next week I may have had my fair share.
I forgot why I liked drinking. It's been awhile. So I have some catching up to do. Let me go ahead and say, "Pardon for the mis-spelled words & typo's." That are sure to occur in the next couple of weeks. I'm partyN'.

"From now till 2001, yiiiipppppeeeeeeeee!"

...at the very least!!!!!!!!

Hope you had a nice Birthday!

"Thanks hon! It was pretty good here, there was a free bar and lot's of Heineken went through the lips and over the tongue. Good laffs! No members of the fairer sex, but Princess Toy did send me an e-mail and 2000 kisses so I feel fine. Still managed to get up at 05:00 and go for a hearty breakfast."

Hi Sultandude!
cheers!

LOL My mama use to say: I was born @ 5:31am...and that was THE last time I was ever up that early (I get up @ the crack of noon whenever possible)

Glad you had a nice time & you may need an ice pack for your lips...after 2000...

"Wow, ate too much for lunch and feely lazy as hell. Just heard the rumble of thunder outside and I left my golf umbrella in the bar last night. Boy when it rains here in the virgin tropical rainforest it really rains, and the lightning can be frightning."

Good thing you wear shades then

Tropics? Where are you now? I spent alot of time in the Virgin Islands. Mainly scuba diving and getting loaded.

"Never without them dude! BTW our little blonde French office manageress in Port Gentil went on record in front of the whole crew, saying that I am the coolest guy she's ever met. She actually meant sort of unflappable but it sounded great!"