h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*, Pandora.*

Can we help?

What? Help? Whom? From the sound of it I believe they are both doing fine. Great, actually.

...me? need help? er, nooo...not yet.....thank you very much...gotta' go...can't tell if I'm cumn' or gon'
I love you Pierce

ROFL!

It sounds as though the lady is doing just fine...

Maybe that should've been "is being done just fine..."

*If she can't tell, something is very wrong!*

"Pierce...Pirate of Puns.....don't you think for a single New York minute you're gonna' get by with THAT insult to my ladieness....
Why I ought ta'...I ought...er, excuse me, Micheal's calling for me..."

Pierce, where are we headed in this ship of yours and are we there yet? ~looking curiously out the porthole window again.~

Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, eh, Micheal? Hehehe.

Right, mari-rae, were are we heading indeed? I clean forgot all about it? Let's ask Homer:

Yo, Homer, my trusted board-CPU, were are we heading?

*Homer replies: Alpha sector Z7, level 42, timezone 5 to 3 pm GMT*

Thank you very much. Now I'm as wise as I was before I asked you. Can someone please translate that?

In the meantime, lets have some and

...coming up for air...*HUGE SMILE - can't help it*...I belive Homer said someting to the effect of being up a river without a paddle.
I don't want FOOD !?! But perhaps Micheal would like a bite...now, where shall I place it.?..the bite that is...
Pierce, have I told you lately that I love you?
Gotta' dash...don't want my, er, um, friend to cool down & cramp up....Remind me I owe you...

Have you ever seen a 'ing ?

(they serve them in the bar at Foxy Manor)

I went to the Foxy Manor once...got caught up with a Young Man for several days & never did get a drink......now I don't remember how to get back there!?! And I don't know how to make all these new faces either All I REALLY need is the big cheesy smile, The one with the teeth...everytime I've gone to the page, the page goes blank. I'm starting to take it personaly!!!!!

This the url to the smileys: http://www.h2g2.com/A155909 (yes it really tends to slow down and/or make the screen go blank, doesn't it?) and this leads straight to the bar: http://www.h2g2.com/F52250?thread=73344&post=735320

Thank you & thank you again...are you keeping score of all the I. O. U.'s?

*Sits down, crosses her legs and looks really bored. Actually, she falls asleep.*







(I printed out the new smilies. Took 25 sheets of paper!!)

*Wakes Mari-Rae and grins*

Me too!

They don't seem to be in any particular order (that I'm aware of) and sometimes it takes ages to sort through to find the one I want!

Still, they're rather fun, aren't they?

I'm off to look at school for Christopher today and Oscar (my computer literate cat) isn't very well, so I'm going to try to fit in an appointment with the vet today (hope it's nothing serious and not too expensive).

If I'm not around for a day or so, that'll be why...

A small word of advice: Go to the smilie-URL and point your cursor on the one you want. Don't click though! The cursor will quickly tell you what to write ind the < > in order to post the smiley in question!

Plus: It's easier to peruse h2g2 if you open more than one browser-window at a time

Of course I'm not keeping score, Pandora. Would I do that to a lady?

Good luck with the -scan, Gwennie!

Cheer up mari-rae. I just figured out that we are headed for the aftermath of your thanksgiving diner (remember the clock on the wall showing 5 to 3?)
Hope you have enough leftovers of that turkey of yours

Want me to change the course? Just say so!

Great idea!! The fridge is bursting with leftovers, and I'm not eating them. Yes, come on over. Drinks are in the kitchen!

Damnation! We are encountering a massive computer-meltdown. If my readings are right Homer has commited suicide. His famous last words read:

"Help, I'm a failure. I can't solve this problem: How can I transport mari-rae to her house AND back in time when she's already there now? We'll have three mari-raes in one place, one being slightly younger than the two others.

I can't live with that! Goodbye!"