h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my secret is out

What? No denials? I'm speechless!

If i'd known it was going to have that effect i would have told you ages ago

The only time that I'm ever totally speechless is when I have something in my mouth (reference to a certain Email) and that's not as often as my dietician or hubby recommends!

yes well i can sympathise with John on that one!!!

Actually I did hear from one female body builder that she used a certain bodily by-product as a supplement...

i believe it is good for the hair as well. Not that i have ever tested that particular theory mind you

Rumour control at one time had it that you were balding, but made a miraculous and somewhat mysterious hair growth recovery...

*Crosses her fingers behind her back*

Whilst on the subject of heads, how is yours at the moment? I've heard a rumour that you attended the Aussie hootoo meet-up.

My head is fine although i was in a fine state by the end of saturday night

Are there going to be any incriminating photographs published and what did Mrs Linus think about the state you got yourself in to?

The only photos were taken early and we were all sitting demurely on the couch, apart from Feisor who was hiding inside a large blue bin liner to retain anonimity.

Unfortunately i had come directly from playing lawn bowls as part of one of my rugby friends bucks day and was still wearing the 'special' shirt.

I did remember to display my bottle of Coopers Dark prominently though

LOL! So, what sort of commission are Coopers paying you for advertising their product and when are we going to view this "special shirt" of yours?

No commission, mores the pity.

I believe there may be a picture in this weeks Post

Would that be the current Post or the forthcoming edition?

The forthcoming issue...as far as i know.

*rushes off to check *

*Dons her specs. and also rushes off to take a peek*

I'll be back - hopefully before next week!

Real life is rather hectic at the moment as the Red Cross shop is so short staffed and I've been working there in between college and domestic drudgery.

I believe Shazz is but if you ask Platypus i'm sure she will email it to you. I haven't seen it yet or i would email it myself.

Poor Shazz mentioned that she was going to undergo some uncomfortable treatment on her gums for a hereditary condition that she's wasn't looking forward to. I hope that she recovers soon.

On a lighter note, she also informed me that a wedding was in the offing.

I'll wait for the pictures to be linked from the Post, rather than to bother Platypus...

The BGF forum is really slow at the moment, isn't it? I hope Kes, Wowbagger and Mari can return from their respective RL commitments soon.

Are you only posting to hootoo from work nowadays?

Depends.

Deb has gone away for 5 days so i have been looking after Rebecca which ruled out the days and i have been since sunday so have been going to bed not long after Rebecca.

I have the rest of the week off though and Rebecca is now back at daycare (it was a long weekend plus i kept her for an extra day) so hopefully i will be around rather a lot.

With a bit of luck i might even be able to finally redesign my homepage

*Bursts into song*

"Wiv a little bit! Wiv a little bit of bloomin' luck..."

C'mon Linus, you should know better by now that the best laid plans of all parents go awry when small children are concerned.

I see that Mari & Kes are back from their holiday(s).