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They went with determination
Posted Jan 6, 2012
The explorer who went to darkest Africa, in search of the light switch.
The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and got charged with Actual Bodily Harm (A.B.H)
The man who went bear hunting, he got nettled all over his privates.
One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow. But it had already been done.
The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and slipped a disc as she was too heavy to pick up.
The sailor went to sea, but walked into the take-away next door.
The blonde female aviator went to fly a plane, but the joiner wouldn't let her have it.
The priest who wanted to go to mass' but couldn't spell "achusetts" to finish the destination in his sat-nav.
The dim scientists who went to launch a rocket and ended up in a restaurant
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not a Scrooge really
Posted Nov 27, 2011
Folks! for all my friends here in hootoo land
who I have personal home address contact with.
I will not be sending Christmas cards out this year
it ain't a Scrooge money thing
just that certain events of late
are taking priority.
Next year though! I'll have my secretary send them out - I SHOULD HAVE WON MY FORTUNE BY THEN
keeps dreaming
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Latest reply: Nov 27, 2011
NaJoPoMo! A disease or country ?
Posted Nov 2, 2011
After reading a few, well I decided to give this 30 day NaJoPoMo thingy a try:-
Day 1 - That's the start
Day 2 - The one immediately after 1
Day 3 - Yep! That’s day 3 alright
Day 4 - Still finding this easy
Day 5 - Thinking what to write
Day 6 - Thought of something to write, but forgot it overnight
Day 7 - Starting to run out of fingers to count the days on
Day 8 – Just another day eh! As day 8’s go that is
Day 9 – Didn’t take long to write today – see! TODAY
Day 10 – Cough! Cough! Cough!
Day 11 – Didn’t write yesterday, I had a cough
Day 12 - Minds blank, so what’s new!
Day 13 – Not had any ladders walk over me
Day 14 – Totally run out of fingers to count the days on now
Day 15 – It’s at least 13 days away from day 1
Day 16 –
Day 17 – Was day 16 an alien abduction day???
Don’t think I’ve been probed
Day 18 – Keeping a daily journal is harder than I thought
Day 19 - Lost concentration for a minute just then
Day 20 – Journal keeping day now into double figures
Day 21 – Doesn’t seem 2 minutes since I started this
Day 22 – One day I’ll look back at this journal and say – DELETE
Day 23 – Working well, I’ve got another day right – 23. I’m spot on
Day 24 – NASA could learn from this, or not!
Day 25 – Just noticed, that my radio controlled clock never plays music
Day 26 – I’m bored at being bored, it’s so boring
Day 27 – I can’t say it’s all downhill from here, we live on the flat
Day 28 – Doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun, 28 days has gone by in a flash
Day 29 – The end is in sight!
Now I can cut this loose thread off the bottom of my jeans
Day 30 – A journal entry comes to an end, but when I look back at the last 30 days, I wonder! Was it worth it?
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Latest reply: Nov 2, 2011
Don't forget to write!
Posted Sep 30, 2011
Bye bye hootoo'erssafe voyage over and don't forget to write ok.
I'll stop here a whilesee if there's owt to scrounge after you've all gone
all metals,cable,coins,jewellery etc etc welcomed 
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Arthur! ------- for no apparent reason
Posted Jul 7, 2011
for no apparent reason-------Arthur!
that about covers it
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