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Time to end it all - I've had enough
Posted Aug 2, 2012
It's no good! I've had all I can take! I'm sick to the back teeth (if I had any left) The language will never come, so I'm going to end it all right now.....
It'send noend goodend! I'veend hadend allend Iend canend takeend! I'mend sickend toend theend backend teethend (ifend Iend hadend anyend leftend) Theend languageend willend neverend comeend, soend I'mend goingend toend endend itend allend rightend nowend.....
NAH still don't work! I'll never get used to this English grammar thing
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Why I hate!
Posted May 19, 2012
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
I hate ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!
By the time you've wrote something out with it, it's gone bloody cold!
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Latest reply: May 19, 2012
an excursion with time travel nah!
Posted Mar 22, 2012
I travelled to tomorrow and because I found it boring, I came back to yesterday. Then having realised that I’d been there already, I came back to today. But it wasn’t there, it had gone to tomorrow. Now if I went to tomorrow, would I find the tomorrow that was boring or go two days forward? Which wouldn’t be tomorrow then? Again! If I found that one boring as well and came back, which yesterday or today would I arrive at? While I ponder that one over, I did go back to last week three days ago. I’d had a good sleep on one of those days, so went back to have another good kip. Don’t know if it was due to jetlag or some another influence, but after I got back I was still tired. I’ve marked that one down, so not to go back to it again. There was a good side to it though, I set the freeview recorder to record a program I know will not be repeated, that I’d missed to set recording the day it was being shown, as I was watching a different channel at the time.
I don’t think I’ll bother going forward too far, as the Olympics are due soon and I’ll already be bored with virtually every channel showing the various events, repeats, best of, highlights and the following many discussions of why this and why that and he/she should have.
Looks like I’ll be forgetting that marked off one and just keep going back to last week for 6 month till it’s all over. Thinks I’ll see if anything exciting went off further back maybe, then again! I’ve forgot what I did 2 days ago, so that might have possibilities. Either way, don’t you just get bored to tears with time travel because it’s so repetitious.......
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Latest reply: Mar 22, 2012
A Questionnaire of non specifics
Posted Mar 8, 2012
A Questionnaire of non specifics
Allotted time allowed is 13 hours 13 minutes and 13 seconds.
All four parts must be – relevant or not, preferred
Part one.
Q1. Have been or ever been
Q2. Do you know the way?
Q3. And therefore, the way back
Q4. Can you remember the day?
Q5. If you didn’t go, do you know someone who did?
Q6. Were you intending to go?
Q7. Do you know the way to San Jose? (Optional question)
Part two.
Q8. Did you know your name, before or after?
Q9. Did your language come first or second?
Q10. No! This isn’t Downing Street (so no answer needed)
Q11. Don’t start! (I know! The Chancellor's pad)
Q12. Could you write before you could print?
Q13. Do you feel lucky? (As in - "Did he fire six shots or only five?")
Q14. If you have 5 on one hand and 5 on the other hand! What do you have?
(If you answered two complete hands – go to the top of the class (and fall off))
Part three.
Q15. If you’ve read this as question number 15, then you’re correct and can continue.
Q16. What time is it? One minute after three of the clock post meridian
Q17. Now you’ve read this far, what did you expect?
Q18. Q18. Do you need glasses?
Q19. What is the correct phrase? The yolk of an egg is white, or the yolk of an egg are white
Q20. How fast are you running when you catch your breath?
Q1. Is this déjà vu?
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Latest reply: Mar 8, 2012
something wrote
Posted Feb 22, 2012
Right! Just to clarify things ok. This is not a journal type entry, nor is it a blog. Because as far as I’m concerned, a blog is a place I visit on a regular basis and it’s only that someone, a yuppie type person as added an “L” to it. Also I must inform you, that it is neither a “twitter” as I don’t watch birds. Mainly because it’s too cold out and that they don’t wear miniskirts now-a-days.
The reason I’m writing this has now gone out of my thoughts and memory, so nothing new there eh. I knew what I wanted to write whilst downstairs, but after watching TV for a while and then the carer calling to see to my son and tuck him up for the night, by the time I came upstairs to the PC room, lapse of memory as per.
I remember the first paragraph, but from the “The reason” onwards, this is now in to make something up land and as a Yorkshireman, I don’t like to throw stuff away and rather than delete something I’ve started, like this, I’ll continue.
So now! Rather than waste an internet piece of pretend paper, I’ll write something else.
I will note here, that just in case anyone isn’t profound in the use of the English language (that includes me) the reason (and this is the first written “The reason” and NOT any of the following “The reason”’s) is the 80th and 81st words in this written piece that I’ve err written/wrote and even still writing.
If during the course of writing this, I remember what it was I was going to write about returns, I don’t think I’ll amend this or even write a new one. As the initial thought will now not be as interesting as when I first thought it, as it could have been topical. Not that I usually write something that’s topical, more of an observation maybe, but mostly on a humorous side.
Anyway! I think this I’ve written far enough now and will finish by saying – asking or even stating – how many if you read it all and who just scrolled down to the end.
This part of this written thing has been done before you’ll notice, but it’ll still have some reading all way down 
Oh! By the way – I’ve finished writing it now (that I’ve err written/wrote and even still writing) as you can see!
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Latest reply: Feb 22, 2012
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