This is a Journal entry by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

They went with determination

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The explorer who went to darkest Africa, in search of the light switch.

The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and got charged with Actual Bodily Harm (A.B.H)

The man who went bear hunting, he got nettled all over his privates.

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow. But it had already been done.

The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and slipped a disc as she was too heavy to pick up.

The sailor went to sea, but walked into the take-away next door.

The blonde female aviator went to fly a plane, but the joiner wouldn't let her have it.

The priest who wanted to go to mass' but couldn't spell "achusetts" to finish the destination in his sat-nav.

The dim scientists who went to launch a rocket and ended up in a restaurant


They went with determination

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aka Bel - A87832164

smiley - lurk


They went with determination

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Triquack

You missed the pothole explorer who got run over by a smiley - bus, prof.


They went with determination

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frenchbean

smiley - laugh


They went with determination

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lapislazuli

What? Which particular feather tickled your bum encouraging you to start this (oh so close to a pun thread clone)?smiley - cheerssmiley - laugh


They went with determination

Post 6

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - snork


They went with determination

Post 7

ITIWBS

smiley - lurk


They went with determination

Post 8

ITIWBS

smiley - lurk ...smiley - erm, or (glowing, in the dark).


They went with determination

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Keep boldly going...smiley - run


They went with determination

Post 10

Lanzababy - Guide Editor

A42426966

smiley - winkeye


They went with determination

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

he went drain spotting and got hit by the 10.15 to Euston


They went with determination

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

he boldly went where no man has gone before! to a Gynaecologist for a check upsmiley - erm


They went with determination

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

she went for a facelift, they put sliding doors there


They went with determination

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Reality Manipulator

smiley - roflsmiley - laugh

I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.


They went with determination

Post 15

Reality Manipulator

Don't know where we're going, by Mr. E. Tour


They went with determination

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Reality Manipulator

When I was on holiday in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!


They went with determination

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

You people are a hazard to shipping. smiley - rofl


They went with determination

Post 18

Triquack

Nah! Shipping steers well clear the prof Clan.

Sign above the entrance to a slimming club...."LET THEY BE LIGHT".

smiley - run


They went with determination

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the captain went down with his ship smiley - weird I thought it was ducks that had down



They went with determination

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the man went solo - no one could hear him



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