h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to post 42

...perhaps it was feeling suicidal, like some of the local coyotes after a long spell of bad weather... ...last time I saw one in a state like that, standing by the roadway as though he might be thinking about it, I went back and tossed him a big blueberry muffin...

he went to climb mountains, but his ears weren't big enough


you need mountaineers

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Logicus, come and join in on the Puns

Dr. Sheldon Cooper: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.

Now, even *I* get that one. Thanks.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?(Lord of the Rings edition)


Frodo - To show that the road goes forever on.
Sam - I'm coming Mr Chicken!
Pippin - It couldn't sleep and simply had to find out what was on the other side of the road!
Bilbo - It knew less than half of the road half as well as it should like, and it liked less than half the road half as well as it deserved.
Gollum - Not a fair question! You cheated! And now we're going to squeeze the chicken, yes we will my preciouss....
The Gaffer - I don't know, but it tasted nice with these taters.
Fatty Bolger - No-one ever has any luck on the other side of the road. Chickens get lost over there. Chickens don't go over to the other side of the road.
The Fox - A chicken crossing the road? There's something mighty queer about this. But since I've just eaten the said chicken, it doesn't matter much.

Thanks Dmitri Gheorgheni.

with no disrespect, this isn't a joke thread as such.
post 1 shows how this ones about

They went in search of the lost world and found it. Now how do you find your way back when you don't know where you are?

they went by ring road, but no one called them so they went home

they wanted to go another way, but it was blocked by an elephant-it was a trunk road

They found what they thought was a Zebra crossing but it was all white. It had been modelled on an albino Zebra.

The drivers went round the bend with frustration as they tried to get off the motorway roundabout without any success.

they went to make a success of training budgies, but they didn't suck seed

They went to the House of Commons in search of antiques but all they found was an old bent cabinet.

themp's went in search of wisdom - this has no endingand no wisdom either

they went in search of El Dorado, but it wasn't programmed in their sat-nav