h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me! = petrol "gas etc" in one tube, oil in another tube and air in the tyresturn a key and it drove...

NOW it's a science/computer degree plus! Just to adjust the bloody seat

and the bleep bleep bleep! When I'm in a car and DON'T use the seatbelt

long story

I know what you mean.

My dad used to try to explain cars to me - he didn't know that much because he was a civil engineer, not a mechanic.

My mom said, 'Look. You put the key in and turn it, and drive. If it doesn't work, you take it to the garage and say, fix it, please.'

Now, half the time, you can't even figure out how to set the features without poring through the manual.

I used a cigarette paper to set the points in the carperfect distance

NOW you lift the bonnet(hood) and it's - What the hell ???
and hook up to a computer

and! If I live long enough there's NO WAY will I ride in a computer/driverless car etc

My brother-in-law does my annual car inspection - except for the emissions test. He has to take that part to his friend because it requires computerised equipment he doesn't have. The rest, he does - he's got his own garage out there on the farm. They've put together cars from scratch, done lots of body work, worked on tractors, etc.

one of the last MOD tests my car had the place I took it to, the guy said "you haven't done many miles since the last test ?)

I replied! You don't need THAT cable for a test

I need a pre-bedtime snack(as per)

See you over the weekend

be safe and well both

We don't, either - drive that much. People around here don't believe it, because they drive a LOT.

But we're old and have nowhere to go.

10.20am all ok

captur thingy is going "screwy" on me lately I'm getting 4 plus screen shots of "images" covering 5/6/7/8/9 clicks per image ? before "it" allows me "in "

Part reason for NOT getting in last night

add too My luck as per:-

The Irish lottery I do - Sat's draw the so near-so far syndrome

I've a 61 quid win to collect tomorrow ""
Alas! If their 33 had been MY 64 = 884 quid!!! oh bugger!!!

Well, I'm glad you won something.

And I don't know what to tell you. Why don't you just click 'keep me logged in'?

I don't know either ?

At the moment, I have to click 2 sites to get in

I will take "screen shots of each" and send them to you "later" but so far ? it's the only way I get in to Hootoo ?

Different subject:- I see on the bbc news, fart is going to end your 1hr plus/minus when he gets his dictatorship up and running


and "running" night snack time

be safe and well both, with sweet dreams added

Look, when you sign in, you just click the box that says 'keep me signed in' and you shouldn't have to sign in again until you delete all your cookies.

And I know he idly says these things - not sure if presidents can do that with DST or not. I'll check.

Have a good night!

Under the Uniform Time Act, moving an area on or off DST is accomplished through legal action at the state level. Congress gives states two options: to either opt out of DST entirely or to switch to DST the second Sunday in March. Hawaii, Arizona (except for the Navajo Nation!), and the territories of American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Island do NOT observe Daylight Saving Time, because they don't wanna and nobody can make them, so there.

AH! My browser might be the issue ? when I close it etc, I've got it to "wipe" cookies etc

Oh well! I still get in as such

The other day in town, a close friend asked me if I was "ready for xmas ?" I replied "I prefer Easter"-- She said "are you a Scrooge ?"
My reply was:- I'm a Yorkshireman! Easter only costs me 2 Easter eggs, xmas I've family and friends to buy for

I've got all of mine done now - I even have a couple of presents left over.

I thought, now, what are they for? Then at church they said to bring a 'white elephant' gift to the luncheon on Thursday, and guess what? They're perfect for that!

"I even have a couple of presents left over."


Don't send mine in "bit coins" The biggest internet rip off in history!!!

Iron Pyrites = Fools Gold

So true!

Did I tell you about the 55 pounds of sheet music my sister sent me?

HUGE box!

NO! But I reckon that your going to have "fun" going through them

Looks like Elektra is doing the chef's job for a few days