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I'm not a wine drinker Coral, can't stand the stuff, whisky,vodka or southern comfort and that's it and I'd cop it if I had a still

There is a way of doing it legally, Stu's brother got something off the internet and I did it myself about 15 years ago, I brewed up some peach scnapps

you know my luckI'd make a batch and go blind

You can't go wrong with this stuff, you don't make it in the bathtub for a start

bathing in peach schnapps

God no, it's a waste of schnapps

at least I'd die with a smile on my facewe tried to pull him out, but he jumped back in 3 times

me too and getting out twice for a wee

definitely my thoughts as well

and saved in the nick of time, so I can try again next week -hic!

Indeedy

wishes

born into whisky distillery family - oh well

I don't like whisky

I was on a crusade (when afforded)to save folk from becoming alcoholics, because every whisky and vodka I drunk, that particular one, could have been the one that made them alcoholic, so by me having it, I've saved them

Sounds an ideal solution

I blame thatcher, she started the downward spiral of my wallet and loom how many alc's there are now

err looK

This is the 3 recession I've lived through, 4th possibly

my recession started May 1986 - redundancy and then a slow decline to present day
I'm a survivor though I might not bounce back, but I will be back

As will I

as the old boxers used to say - down but not out