h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and look at your feet if you know its going to get you into trouble

Can't see my feet, someone has parked this enornmous belly in the way

Answer to life's problems is to have a boring committe meeting and/ coffee soiree.

In case of vanishing feet syndrome, stare at belly button

committee meeting? I think a major venture to the pub is more like this crew

did someone say pub

have you tried the sportsmans

the saying goes:-
I came into this world with nothing and I'll go out with nothing

WHY does my life have to bloody prove it

Better to be born lucky than rich Prof

who dat ? am I seeing a ? where the hell have you been my friend ? long time no see and you've been missed

for that but not so much of the please because people may start thinking I'm nighthoover!! I've been for ages but doing double OU courses this year and there was the World Cup to watch (plus, I'm 3 seconds off a World minesweeper ranking!) so haven't posted much for ages.

My bad, as the youngsters say.

OU courses - respects my friendin that case, your absence here is forgiven

but don't forgetthere is a thing called email