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Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 5, 2004
Thanks Terri, I've not got many left, these are about 1998ish, its just if something pops up in me head, never realy give much thought about doing more...Hows the digits, please don't try welding as an hobby. My sister sprayed something to stop her two cats, I will ask her when I see her next, also I've sent her via email your receipe (pomme/spuds) she loves cooking.
Sometime - BC
zendevil Posted Dec 5, 2004
with my luck if i did any welding i would manage to glue bits of me together that shouldn't be joined "let no man put asunder" BUt would no doubt "solder on"!!!
As for you don't have to contribute regularly so you could probably just send shazz what you have & she will chuck 'em out as & when; it's just i think they deserve a wider audience & it's a really good way to get more involved in hootoo & pretty satisfying to realise you have "become a writer for the BBC online". You get a pretty green badge for your space too!
zdt
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 5, 2004
would I just have to copy them off this thread,co's I wouldn't have a clue what to do, cooo! a green badge, tempting
Sometime - BC
zendevil Posted Dec 5, 2004
You can copy them off here & then email them direct, hang on, i will email you with the address of shazz & you talk to her, explain you are a newbie & mate of mine, she's very nice & will tell you exactly what to do. Xmas might mean nothing will happen till the New year though.
Meanwhile, go & look at the link on my page to or go to front page, scroll down towards the end & click on it to see what's in this week. I will post a link on here but computer being daft again, can't open another window at the moment.
zdt
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 6, 2004
Dream! Tomorrow's only Reality.
Sun is setting, the closing of the day,
what will tomorrow bring if I awake.
Will the skies be red, the smell of death in the air.
Continents destroyed, consumed in war.
Peace, a dream in my mind, will it become a reality.
Something that once was before the time of man.
How many will be using its name as a cause.
Will the land flourish as nature intended,
am I wishing for something that's impossible.
Or will man realise the mistake's he's making.
Extinction of life is the only destiny for us,
sooner to kill than give a helping hand.
Sun is setting, the closing of the day,
what will tomorrow bring if I awake.
Should I never awake, shall I see peace,
or will man follow me to carry on the torment.
Sometime - BC
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 6, 2004
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 6, 2004
My thanks my Lady, I will be going out for a drink later and taking my two teenagers with me( might buy them one), so I will not be calling in THE bar tonight
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 10, 2004
To ride a dream.
The journey's begun,
the magic carpet soars above the clouds.
Its destination unknown to me.
Every trip reaches new realms of wonder,
mystic forces guide with unseen hands.
Time does not exist, day and night cease to function.
Tension is a word from the past.
My mind, at last free of the shackles,
to touch all points of the universe.
Reaching out, where the body can not go,
until the moment of joining.
When body and soul unite again,
once more to awake in solid form.
The mortal world becons, but only for a few hours.
Then time will cease again and I with the universe will be as one.
In a land, I wish was reality.
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 10, 2004
Time Lapse.
The future of our planet fills me with dread.
For the poor still fight the battles and die,
watching arms dealers will rejoice.
The propaganda shall be, for righteousness and god.
Euthanasia on large scale, with profits.
What will the rich do, when all the poor have gone.
Shall they test tube a new breed of lesser morals.
Will they fight amongst their selves,
with no one to build their guns, will wars end.
Can man survive to see the final outcome.
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 13, 2004
Time is now.
Tomorrow is only a day away.
Yesterday was tomorrow, but its gone after today.
Even to day will be gone tomorrow,
yesterday will still be there though.
Last week used to be next week,
when the week before was this week.
They say 'time flys',
But I've seen hours go by, waiting for a minute to pass.
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 4, 2005
penned 4th Jan 05
We are here to stay.
Our birth was on a fertile land,
the reason of our being still unknown,
thousands of years we sweat and toil and milliard times our lives were taken.
We will not yeild nor bow or break,
for we are mankind and shall not move.
Are we alone, a question unanswered but hear our voice, we speak as one.
We came on land and water fair,
where we bear the pain of suffering together.
Many questions, no answers due, for nature we can not tame.
Our breath doth feed the cycle, that life has given this world.
For we are mankind and shall not move,
for we are mankind and shall not move
Sometime - BC
bunnyfrog will never die Posted Jan 4, 2005
I am sensing many themes and running counterpoints. Possibly alternative subject matter? But then suggesting that would be rude and against the creative process so I shall shush.
Cracking stuff by the way.
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 4, 2005
true criticism is never rude, but I'm lost on that!, I just write,I don't look at the finer points/correctness
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 10, 2005
Who are we.
We are but grains of sand, in the vastness of the universe.
blown by the winds of space, on a journey never able to finish.
For we are bent on self destruction, aided by mother nature herself.
Mankind in all his so called wisdom, has thrown the balance in disarray.
The quest for greed and power, rob's him of his self dignity.
Always blinded to the needs of others, he will kill many who stand in his way.
But take thought for the future mankind, when one day you will cease to exist.
No one to read your historical legacy, nothing but dust will remain in your place.
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 7, 2005
Ode to a lovely lady.....
She speaks wisdom, without hearing a sound,
her words read silent, but listened to with intent.
Though many miles away, she is close by,
to knock on her door asking advice.
Is a thing I would do on the morrow.
Her face is a vision, yet to behold,
a mother to more than her own.
To know this lady and be called a friend,
my heart is filled with joy.
For who is this angel in a far away place,
that's easy to say! it's Lil!!.....
lil (fortuneswell) ACE Goddess and Keeper of Rob the Carpet
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 4, 2005
these poems following have been wrote by Lil, the lady above, I am privileged to add them to this thread.
This first one is to Lil's mother, who passed away 9th March 2005
I saw her..
I reached out
It was her!
I have no doubt....
She looked round
She smiled at me.
With a twinkle in her eye
Her face full of glee!
She laughed and ran....
She moved further away.
I tried to catch up
and I will one day.
Just smile if you see her.
Never be glum...
She won't harm you
That lady is my Mum.
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 4, 2005
I Ponder...
I sit and wait.... I ponder
I should really look
'Ere for I wander
into life's little nooks
and crannies.... I ponder
What might I see as I wander?
A child crying in the garden
The boy next door revving his Honda
His mother begging her neighbours pardon
as the noise fades away... I ponder
I sit and wait .... I ponder
for that someone to take note
"Absense makes the heart grow fonder"
"Out of Sight" another wrote
aaahh well.. Still I sit, I wait, I ponder
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 4, 2005
I also did this prayer for a young friend of mine.
~~~~
The Lord is our Saviour
Our powers doth wane
When we show our behaviour
to those who are vain
We attempt to show love
but sometimes we fail
when our prayers to above
come to no avail
We must show patience
to those who need care
Perhaps love seems but a dalliance
of which others are unaware
May your God go with you
Give you strength and support
That you receive what is due
at the time you depart
For your God is my God
My Lord is yours too
Friend give me a nod
and let our love continue
My Thanks to LIL.......
Sometime - BC
zendevil Posted Jun 4, 2005
That's lovely Animal, and very appropriate for me right now. Thank you.
*waves at Lil, who has got to be the hardest working ACE onsite, i am guilty of doing very little most of the time*
zdt
Sometime - BC
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 4, 2005
Terri, I'm always here when needed luv or even not, take care flower
Key: Complain about this post
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