h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It took him all-moss an hour to go through the woods.

Just as he was entering the forest, the trees were starting to leave.

The forest floor was a mixture of native and fern plants.

bark was a treemendous composer as well

The churchgoing mushroom people were known for their good morels.

he came to a stream and crossed it in a self-propelled boat made from rowan wood.

I ash'ed you knot to bring that up, teak it back to the shop

When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.

The seascape painter who spilled paint on herself was feeling quite blue.

Some moss took a lichen to a tree.

I was quite exhausted after my long walk on the Beech and it made me feel rather Crabby. So I went to my Aunty Hazel's place to have a nice refreshing cup of tea and a chat. She lived in Elm Avenue and it was only recently that she had her place redecorated and it really looks Spruced up.

oak kay, that really sapele's to me

The clergyman's name was Delta, so we called him Riverend.

I'd say the forest is four miles away, but I'm going out on a limb to estimate that distance.

Mae Whelk was the friendliest mollusk on the seashore. She was always saying "Clam up and see me sometime."

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A walked into a bar and wondered why there was so much sand and so little .

Vegetables were coming up everywhere in sporadish fashion.

he got swamped by vegetables, he was riding the cress't of a wave

I got a creek in the neck when after a long trek through the wilderness sleeping in a creek bed I was happy to get back home to my creaky bed.