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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2014
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
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Creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming.
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"Dad, I'd like you to send me abroad," he said.
A week later, a mail-order bride arrived.
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An ambassador is the one who lies abroad for the good of the country.
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I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2014
I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
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The waiter was six foot eight, and handled many a tall order.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 12, 2014
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
How do eskimos fasten the different parts of their houses to each other?
With iglue.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 13, 2014
lots of trucks round the north pole - artics
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
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An inventor had his nose to the grindstone until he invented a good axe sharpener. Another stuck to it until he had a good glue.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
To make sure cargo trucks aren't too heavy, police operate on the principle that where there's a wheel there's a weigh.
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I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion.
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In Egypt archaeologists pyramid the ruins for mummies and those places where ancient wrappers performed.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
Who's the most patriotic vegetable in America?
E Pluribus Onion.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
Who's the most negative critic in America?
De Ploribus Unum
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