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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
What American has the worst lungs?
E Pleurisy Unum.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
What American takes public transportation the most?
E Omnibus Unum.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
How did the vegetables in farmer Smith's farm get around?
By mass transproutation
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
Why does Dracula hypnotize his victims?
it's required in Trancelvania.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
Doctor Frankenstein could never have succeeded had he not had an assistant to give him a hand.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
What classic Hollywood actor accidentally got turned into a spider?
Jack Webb.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
The gypsy fortune teller requires her tea to be neither too hot nor too cold. When it's just right, she's a happy medium.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
It's been said that television is a medium because it's neither rare nor well done.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
Suddenly the power went out. We immediately began to use good manners so as to 0vail ourselves of polightness.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
The ratio between the circumference and diameter of a pumpkin pastry is known as Pie.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
I wanted to work in farmer Jones's orchard. He gave me an applecation to fill out.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
Every afternoon we played baseball in a cave. We were poor, and could not otherwise get access to bats.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
he Predatorville Lunatic Asylum for Insane Birds had many residents who were constantly raven.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
Fear is a little dark room where negatives are developed.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
I doubt that there's mushroom there even for negatives.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
The key to changing your performance ability is by tuning out criticism and staying musically octave.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2014
If you get too spaced out, you may need a little rest.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
Some resist having the 'flu jab but it's quite innocuous and when they get it done it then becomes a jab well done.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2014
As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
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