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but painful if you get kicked in the Goebbels


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Post 4862

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Don't want to end up in London's N1 Balls Pond road.


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Post 4863

Taff Agent of kaos


the streaker was grabbed by the fuzzsmiley - yikes

smiley - bat


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Post 4864

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Paddington was bearsmiley - blush


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Post 4865

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Mayfair weather prevail to keep out the cold.


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Post 4866

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Sirius Black knew how to spell. smiley - wizard


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Post 4867

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Because he was related to Dick Sean Aeiry.


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Post 4868

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

...who was sentenced by every paragraph in the smiley - book

smiley - pirate


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Post 4869

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the frog had read-it read-it


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Post 4870

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Upon the editor's instructions the frog just toad the line.


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Post 4871

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

whereupon the editor walked it

smiley - pirate


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Post 4872

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A real foot in the mouth situation.


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Post 4873

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the soldiers were frogmarched but some croaked


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Post 4874

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The soldiers went on a long March. Luckily, April was shorter.


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Post 4875

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MAY I suggest one soldier wrote a letter to his friend JUNE who was really an AUGUST person who would never MARCH along with conventionalism.


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Post 4876

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

July got the monk on, because April was dating the best soldier come what May


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Post 4877

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

John waited a month of Sundays for her to come back to him....


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Post 4878

Reality Manipulator

New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.


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Post 4879

Reality Manipulator

The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new year's revolution.


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Post 4880

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

satellite dish ? no it's quite heavy actually


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